| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3105 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 977 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 197 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 219411 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Votes: | 4175 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6112 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6527 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9081 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 121 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5755 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 4445 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4744 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4625 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4276 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8498 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 389 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
