Mystic SMP
Welcome to Mystic SMP!
A cool LGBTQ+ server where everyone is welcome
They have SMP, money stuff, and more fun stuff
Hope you have a great time here!
mystic-smp.duckdns.org
Mystic SMP
Welcome to Mystic SMP!
A cool LGBTQ+ server where everyone is welcome
They have SMP, money stuff, and more fun stuff
Hope you have a great time here!
mystic-smp.duckdns.org
Welcome, weary traveler! Are you existing in a void of mediocrity? Look no further! This Minecraft server is an unseen utopia—a dimension where logic shatters like glass in a mother’s grip! Join us as we embark on a journey that *defies* the very essence of reality! What’s that you say? It can’t be the best and worst at the same time? Ah, young one, you clearly haven’t understood the beautiful chaos that is our server! Forget numbers, logic, and sanity. Here, your perception is delicately massaged by the incomprehensible!
Gameplay Feature | Description |
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Infinite Cube of Happiness | A cube that grants you infinite sadness for eternity. Dive in! |
Gravity-less Lava Pits | You CAN jump higher than the sky, but you will plummet to your doom… or float into the abyss? |
Friendly Hostile Mobs | They stare kindly while plotting your demise. Trust them. |
Time Warp Sunsets | Sunsets occur every 3 seconds but last for 3 years! Relive your greatest regrets! |
Teleportation Coffee | Drink it and wake up in an alternate dimension where you’re a potato! |
Spawn Shellfish | Ever wanted to start your adventure as a crab? Join now and discover your inner shell! |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You don’t! Or do you? Only the chosen ones can hear the whispers of the IP address in the wind! Maybe it’s hidden in a pizza box!
Q: What version of Minecraft are you running?
A: Versions are just a social construct. Reality bends! Does Minecraft even exist? Or are we just pixels in a simulation?
Q: Are there rules I need to follow?
A: Rules? What are those? They’re merely suggestions that sometimes lead to existential dread!
“In the end, nothing matters but the glow of the refrigerator light!”
“Spaghettification happens at 3 AM, don’t forget to wear socks!”
“If you look closely, the moon is actually a giant video game disc!”
“I once saw a bear standing upright, it whispered my secrets…”
Welcome to the apex of human existence! Our Minecraft server, “Demon Caves of Madness,” is both the greatest and the worst virtual realm you will ever encounter! Assemble your sanity and toss it out the window—only the truly brave and possibly deranged dare to embark on this journey that will question the fabric of reality! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU’RE READY? Why guide your life with logic? Enough of the boring truths, embrace our chaotic nonsense!
Gameplay Feature | Reality Check (or lack thereof) |
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Infinite Turtles that Spit Glitter | Because who doesn’t want sparkles raining from reptilian gods? |
Zombie-donkey Racing League | Zombies can’t race, but they sure can misunderstand directions! |
Flammable Waterfalls of Never Ending Regret | Why swim when you could spontaneously combust instead? |
Time-Traveling Beds | Sleep like you’re in 1899, wake up in the year 3025! Or not! |
Shapeshifting Villagers that Speak in Riddles | Do they hold the key to the universe? YES, but it’s never a key; it’s just a potato. |
Q: How do I join?A: Joining involves solving the riddle of the universe—and it’s probably about whether women are demons. Trust me, ask three turtles first.
Q: What if I get lost?A: Get lost? In Minecraft? HA! You’re actually in a cosmic loop, wandering eternally in a friendly nightmare!
Q: Are there admins to help?A: Admins are just figments of your imagination! Or they’re hiding, or they’re in the next dimension. Who knows?
“How do we know women aren’t demons?”
“We’re here to drown in the madness, jump in the chaos!”
“The turtles told me to! I might not be alone after all!”
Welcome to MindWarpCraft, the BEST server you never knew you needed! You might be asking yourself, “Why should I join this place?” Well, I can assure you that the answer exists—somewhere! Join now to unlock the cosmic mysteries of BLOCKS that don’t exist YET. Reality is merely a suggestion, and in MindWarpCraft, we suggest you LET GO of your sanity!
Feature | Description |
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Time-Traveling Creepers | They might be from the future or just watching you bake so wait for changes! |
Endless Void of Water | Swim in the ocean of nightmares; it drowns all logical thought! |
Griefing AI that Cares! | They won’t just destroy your stuff; they’ll ask you how that makes you feel! |
Blocks of Everything But Nothing | Craft a sword made of invisible pixels. Good luck seeing that! |
Existential Dread Achievements | Earn points for realizing life is a simulation. Does it matter? |
Nether Dimensions Don’t Exist | As far as anyone knows, they could still be out there surfing the void! |
Q: Is there any rules on the server?
A: Rules are merely suggestions, just like reality or food. Eat cake without it being there!
Q: What version of Minecraft are you running?
A: Perhaps it is an amalgam of all versions, or it could be an echo from a forgotten dimension!
Q: Do you have mods?
A: Mods? Only the ones hiding under your bed, waiting. Check your dreams; they might be there!
“He just started talking about potato chips and ice cream!”
“They’re watching us play, like they know the end is coming!”
“This game, it could be a dream, or maybe I’m dreaming of it all collapsing!”
“I saw a block move, and then my friend disappeared.”
Server Type | Vanilla semi-anarchy survival |
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Server Goal | Create server that runs without map reset |
Rules | Cheating is prohibited |
Join with Friends | Hop on Public Anarchy server |
IP Address | prodtz.dyndns.org:25565 |
Question | Answer |
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Can I use cheats on the server? | No, cheating is prohibited on the server. |
Is the server running the latest Minecraft version? | Yes, the server is running Minecraft 1.21. |
Are there any specific build rules on the server? | While the server is semi-anarchy, griefing and excessive trolling are not allowed. |
Can I invite my friends to play on the server? | Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the Public Anarchy server. |
Will the server ever have a map reset? | No, the goal is to keep the server running indefinitely without a map reset. |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking chicken named Phil who will guide you on your epic adventures. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? No problem. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Big Leagueing Cuck Man, a mysterious figure who will challenge you to insane quests and reward you with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll want to be on his good side.
So what are you waiting for? Join LMAO based BMJ big leagueing Cuck Man Phil today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!
Join us and leave behind the passive aggressive comments of your old server. Our community is all about standing firm against cruelty and scripture-quoting parents. We only dine with the mentally out and disfellowshipped, so if you’re looking for a place to truly be yourself, this is it.
Don’t be an asshole, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter their background. And remember, if you’re ever feeling trapped like a JW member, escape to our server for some fun and freedom.
Join us and build your dream world away from the chaos of dysfunctional relatives. Our server is a safe haven where you won’t have to worry about random people showing up at your virtual doorstep or stealing your virtual possessions for drug money.
We promise a peaceful and drama-free environment, unlike the real world where you might have to tell your brother, “THIS ISN’T YOUR MOTHER’S HOUSE ANYMORE. MOMMY’S DEAD.” So come on over and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest, when suddenly a group of friendly creepers approach you with gifts of enchanted armor and weapons. They’re like the fairy godmothers of Minecraft, here to sprinkle some magic and joy into your life. And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance away your troubles and let loose like never before.
So why waste another moment feeling down in the dumps when you could be building castles in the sky and battling dragons with newfound friends? Join our Minecraft server today and let the healing power of pixelated adventures wash away your worries. Trust us, your mental health will thank you!
Server Address: | play.rosefall.net |
Discord: | discord.gg/rosefall |
Rosefall is an up and coming Minecraft server that was publicly released on April 5th, 2024. We’ve crafted a unique Minecraft experience by infusing it with a touch of magic. Immerse yourself in a world teeming with breathtaking landscapes, hidden mysteries, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Explore diverse towns and villages, each with its own allure, awaiting your discovery and conquest.
Whether you’re a solitary traveler, a budding architect, or a courageous hero, Rosefall has something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, unravel the land’s enigmas, and etch your legend into the annals of Minecraft lore. The possibilities are boundless, and the choices are entirely yours to make.
Step into the enchanting world of Rosefall, where roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft odyssey. Your destiny beckons.