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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7276 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 55 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Votes: | 1978 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.
And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.