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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8984 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.