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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1941 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.