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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9135 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.