| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2042 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 695663 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9414 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4870 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4222 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 94 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9406 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 226 | Potions Brewed: | 124 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3027 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2703 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6589 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5668 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3312 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 3878 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6945 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 141 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8642 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 2083 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
