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Crafty Cunt’s Slumber Party Server

ARMS, biophysics, childhood friend, Class, Crafty, cunts, dream, early bed, Fist Fight, GIANT, inscripted, insomnia, isomnia, Monster, Nightmare, open palms, Party, pockets, pockets than yours, Request, Server, Shirt, Sleep, Slumber, STAB

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring dreams about missing classes and giant monsters with too many arms? Then join our Minecraft server and experience a world where shirt pockets are the ultimate battleground! Fight your childhood friends with open palms and show them who has the most pockets in this epic fist fight showdown. Who needs sleep when you can have crazy adventures like this in our server? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!

Crafty McCraftFace – Where Noobs Become Pros in 3 Easy Steps!

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, EASY, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, steps, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the laughter you’ll experience!

Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one night?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava without a scratch! And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

BoomerCraft: Where 30 is the New 10

30 years old, age milestones, BoomerCraft, career development, finding purpose, goal-setting, inner strength, late bloomer, Life Changes, life transitions, mental health, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, resilience, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-doubt, societal expectations, starting over, Time management

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	127
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for playing Minecraft as an adult? Well, fear not, because on our server, being 30 years old is the perfect age to join! In fact, we have a special “30 and Fabulous” club where players over 30 get exclusive perks like diamond armor that never breaks and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, age is just a number, but fun is forever!

Crafty GOP Mine: Where even creepers have better work ethics than politicians

BIAS, class struggle, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, CREEPERS, debate, discrimination, Economy, Ethics, gop, Government, hate, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Labor, Partisan, political parties, politicians, Politics, republicans, Social Issues, society, wages, work, Working Man

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of politics getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all talk of politics and replaced it with epic building competitions and treasure hunts! Join us and leave the political drama behind as you embark on wild adventures with fellow players who just want to have a good time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot – will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and leave those pesky political debates in the dust!

MineCrafty Fate: Order of LOLs

collaboration, Event, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, fgog, friendlist spreadsheet, golden apples, Kinoko Nasu, Lady Avalon Pickup Summon, lols, Master Missions, minecrafty, New Mission Release Campaign Part 6, Olga Marie Quest 2, ordeal call, Order, pastebin, Pretender class, Rare Prism, Retweet Campaign, Silver Apples, special quest, Spring Novice Master Support Campaign 2024, Stellar Sand, Summon Tickets, Torch of Morning Star, Torch of Nova, utility links, Witch on the Holy Night

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll encounter witches, fate grand orders, special quests on blank earth, and even a Pretender class added to the mix.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Ordeal Call missions where you can earn rewards like Torch of Nova, Torch of Morning Star, Stellar Sand, and even summon powerful characters like Lady Avalon and Hephaestion.

And if that’s not enough, participate in our crazy Spring Novice Master Support Campaign where you can win Summon Tickets, SQ, Rare Prism, Golden Apples, and Silver Apples just by retweeting!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden world of Minecraft magic that you never knew existed. See you there!

Crafty Creepers & Cheeky Chickens Server: Where Pixels Party & Blocks Battle! #4300

4300, battle, blocks, CHEEKY, chickens, Crafty, CREEPERS, diffident, docile, Humble, introverted, Meek, Mild, modest, Party, pixels, Quiet, Reserved, retiring, self-effacing, Server, Shy.., submissive, timid, unaggressive, unassertive, Unassuming, unobtrusive, unpretentious

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, building roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even participating in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Meek, a mysterious creature who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet creeper that won’t explode, and the third wish is a surprise that even we don’t know about yet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftFace: The Grim Reaper Edition

adaptation, animated, Anime, binge watch, binge-worthy, Crafty, Dark, dark fantasy, Edition, episodes, fairy tales, FANTASY, folklore, grim, Magic, McCraftface, Netflix, New Release, original, Reaper, series, streaming, Supernatural, The Grimm Variations, Twisted

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Items Found:	6778	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a Netflix anime – full of action, adventure, and epic battles! With all 6 episodes (we mean, game modes) available, you’ll never run out of things to do. Join now and embark on a journey that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) the whole time! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret anime fan and will grant you special powers if you can impress it with your knowledge of the latest shows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic anime-inspired adventure today!

Crafty Crackers: The Server Where Honkies Invented Racism

Bigotry, Colonialism, crackers, Crafty, cultural bias, discrimination, hate, History, honkies, ignorance, INEQUALITY, invented, marginalized communities, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, racial tensions, racism, Server, Social Issues, society, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crops Grown:	1928	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of cow overlords plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Our server features a special “Honkies vs. Racism” mini-game where players can battle it out in epic showdowns to determine once and for all if racism was really invented by honkies. Will you join the side of the honkies or fight against them in the name of equality? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Brazilian Bants: Craft, Laugh, and Build with ‘/bra/’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Bants, Bra, Brasil, Brazilian, BUILD, Comedia, Craft, cultura brasileira, Diversão, diversidade, Edição morrendo de rir, Engraçado, entretenimento, entretenimento online, fio brasileiro, humor, internet, LAUGH, memes, memes brasileiros, Minecraft, piadas, risadas, sarcasmo, satira, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some comedy into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off insane stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors. Join his flock and conquer the land with the power of clucks and pecks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will leave you in stitches? Come on over and let the good times roll!

CowabungaCraft: Where Vox Akuma’s Cowardice Reigns Supreme!

#youtube, akuma, Akuma Returns, Akuma’s Comeback, Akumas, commentary, competitive, CONTENT, CowabungaCraft, coward, Cowardice, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, Live, multiplayer, ONLINE, online gaming, REIGNS, Stream, Streamer, SUPREME, twitch, Video, vox, Vox Gaming

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	3541
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and never takes any risks? Well, fear not, because Vox “Coward” Akuma is back and ready to shake things up! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter as we push the limits of what is possible in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Vox “Coward” Akuma defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a carrot and a pair of leather boots. And that was just a warm-up! On our server, you’ll have the chance to embark on insane quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and maybe even ride a llama into battle (if you’re lucky).

So, what are you waiting for? Join Vox “Coward” Akuma’s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re going to need it!