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Blocky Banter: Londyn Green St. / Upton Park

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.

Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here.

Want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame the Ender Llama, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Anonchama’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They’re trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and they take their job very seriously.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, but beware – the base is also home to a pack of diamond-eating dragons.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party that never ends, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – just remember, you can’t save those who don’t want to be saved, anonchama.

TNT & Banter Server: Let’s Blow Stuff Up and Chat About TBS

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	7268
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	1557
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because TBS is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’re just misunderstood dancers, really).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, that’s so last season).

So why wait? Join TBS today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Massive Goon’s Block Party

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!

CraftyShadowverse – Where Pixels Meet Cards

7th Anniversary Poll Results, April 22 Update, Battle Pass Leader, Card Database, Cards, CraftyShadowverse, Data Linkage, deckbuilder, Decklists, Gacha Leaders, Hero Battle, Hero Battle GP, Heroes of Shadowverse, Kyrzael, leader database, Meet, New Players Guide., News, Official Website, pixels, ROADMAP, Shadowverse, Shadowverse Anime, Shadowverse Evolve TCG, Signa, svg, teresa

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6981
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	1251
Zombie Dances:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further than our server inspired by the epic world of Shadowverse! Join us for a wild ride filled with gacha leaders like Kyrzael and Signa, battling it out with Teresa in our exclusive Battle Pass leaderboard.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with crazy events like Hero Battle GP where you can win Naterra/Aiolon Story Character Sleeves. And don’t forget to check out our Shadowverse Anime and Evolve TCG for even more fun.

With a deckbuilder, card & leader database, and decklists galore, you’ll never run out of strategies to dominate the competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the 7th Anniversary Poll Results and become a legend in the world of Shadowverse!

Blocky Breakdowns

blocky, breakdowns, coping, End.., Femanons, Friends, Girlfriend, Hollow, Loneliness, losing it, meaningless, Music, natural environment, ONLINE, PAINFUL, self-imposed asylum, single player hobbies, solitude, Thread, touching grass, ups and downs

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2187	Towns Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a self-imposed asylum? Do you long for friends, a girlfriend, or just some human interaction in general? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your lonely days, as you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as quirky and weird as you are. Need a girlfriend? No problem! Our server is filled with femanons just waiting to meet their Minecraft soulmate.

Don’t let the real world get you down, escape to our virtual world where you can build, explore, and make friends without ever having to touch that dreaded grass. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best (virtual) life!

BlueArchiveMC – Where even the anime is better than our server!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	1052
Dimension Hops:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, our staff members are actually wizards in disguise, ready to grant your every wish (as long as it involves Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of wonder? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty AF: Where even Steve can’t figure it out!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Are you tired of constantly getting tangled up in your own balls while trying to sleep naked? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a ball-free sleeping experience! Our virtual world is so immersive that you won’t even remember you have balls to begin with! Join us now for the most ball-less sleep of your life!

Exes and O’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	159	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the heartbreak of romantic movies reminding you of your ex! Join us and escape into a world where the only love story is between you and your diamond pickaxe. Say goodbye to Puppy Love 2023 and hello to a server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

Zombie Rave: Where Dead or Alive is Always a Thriller

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ores Mined:	1736	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4468

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Dead or Alive” event where players have to survive against waves of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but beware of the exploding sheep that guard them. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why do we hate Dead or Alive, again? Because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dead set on is never leaving! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.