SlimCraft: Elon’s Starlink Cancelled

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so like, carlos slim was all like “nah, i don’t wanna work with elon musk anymore, starlink is too mainstream for me” and we were all like “whaaat?” but then we realized it’s cuz carlos slim found our minecraft server and was like “this is where the real action is at, forget starlink, i’m joining this server!” so now we got carlos slim building crazy redstone contraptions and battling creepers with us. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! plus, you never know who else might show up next!

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Minelim

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Prison Gens Minecraft Network Community Gameplay Optimized Gamemodes Join Experience Multiplayer Survival Creative PVP Economy Custom Events Minigames Plugins Adventure

We are an new Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.minelimit.net

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VitalCraft

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VitalCraft Minecraft Server

Version	1.21+
IP	play.vitalcraft.org
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Welcome to an exciting Minecraft experience where adventure meets endless possibilities! VitalCraft offers both Skyblock and Survival gamemodes with custom crates, quests, skills, economy, and more for players to enjoy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What gamemodes does VitalCraft offer?	VitalCraft offers both Skyblock and Survival modes for players to enjoy.
What are some features of the Survival mode?	Survival mode features a player-driven economy, advanced skill system, rewarding quests, PvE encounters, and more.
What unique features does Skyblock mode offer?	Skyblock mode includes custom islands, minions for automation, challenging quests, a balanced economy, and competitive leaderboards.
Are there rewards for voting on the server?	Yes, players can earn rewards for voting on the server.
Is there a live world map available for players?	Yes, players can explore the vast world with an interactive live map on VitalCraft.

Eternal Union 1.20

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the lies and deceit of the real world! We don’t need fake parasocial relationships here, just honesty and fun! Plus, we have a secret underground base for all the cool kids who want to escape reality and build epic structures. Don’t be like those girls in the stream chat, be like ERB and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures!

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CraftyCallout Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where teamwork and financial literacy collide in the most chaotic way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of working with random groups to create mind-blowing presentations in just two days. Who knows, you might end up with a Kaeden who plagiarizes everything and an Aric who sits on his phone for hours without working – the drama is real!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of editing credits, where one player tries to claim all the glory while others fight to get their names on the slides. Will you be the one to stand up for justice and fairness, or will you let the chaos reign supreme?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the projects is the players themselves. And remember, always give credit where credit is due – or risk being the next Kaeden in our wild world of Minecraft madness!

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PonyCraft: Friends Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can say “What’s up every pony?” without fear of someone storming out in a fit of rage!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated ponies and gender-neutral greetings that will make Tom’s head spin. Who needs real friends when you have a virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be, pony or not?

So saddle up and gallop on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in this world, everyone is a pony – whether they like it or not!

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MasochistMinecraft SMP

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Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every Tuesday where we all wear diamond armor and dance to creeper music. And get this, our mayor is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s always making these ridiculous laws like “Thou shalt not mine diamonds on a Wednesday” and “All players must wear a pumpkin on their head at all times”. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race we have. We all ride llamas through an obstacle course filled with lava pits and zombie pigmen. Winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for a whole year. It’s so intense, you’ll be like, “Why do I keep doing this to myself?” But then you’ll remember the thrill of the chase and the glory of victory, and you’ll be like, “Oh yeah, that’s why.”

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way. Who knows, man. Just come play with us and let’s make some memories that will make you question your life choices.

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SensoryCraft: LoseNone, GainFun!

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server out there! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, you’ll have to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! And if you can defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with the power to lay golden eggs that grant you three wishes each. Just be careful what you wish for, because the last player who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up with a mountain of them falling on their head.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of insanity and hilarity!

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Zelensky’s DictatorCraft

Communication, controversy, denial, dictator, DictatorCraft, disbelief, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, interview, leadership, Media, mistake, Politics, president, scandal, Statement, trump, Ukraine, united states, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, yo. Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story.

One time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. But get this, the chicken came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere! It was like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and stuff.

And another time, there was a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were breakdancing and doing the Macarena. It was so wild, even the Ender Dragon showed up and dropped sick beats with his fire breath.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. And if you don’t believe me, just ask Trump. He was so amazed by this server that he forgot he called Zelensky a dictator. True story, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

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Rockin’ Prom Queen’s Lair

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join our minecraft server and become the ultimate prom queen rapist! we have the most epic prom queen skins and the wildest prom queen parties in all of minecraft land.

imagine riding into battle on a giant prom queen tiara, wielding a diamond-encrusted scepter as your weapon. you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer the land and steal the hearts of all the prom queens in sight.

but beware, there are other prom queen rapists out there who will stop at nothing to steal your crown. team up with your fellow prom queen rapists to defend your title and reign supreme over the prom queen kingdom.

so come join us on our minecraft server and show the world that you are the true prom queen rapist champion. remember, in the words of sean connery, “winners go home and fuck the prom queen” – so what are you waiting for? come claim your crown!

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VitalCraft Minecraft Server

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