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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1669 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Crops Grown: | 3524 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?
