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CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Emeralds Found:	9955	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3410
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amazon, Anime, Black, black hair, black plague, bombing Japan., bus, CAR, Ebay, electricity, facebook, Game System, GOOGLE, hair, instagram, Japan, Justinian, Minecraft, moon landing, myspace, nikola tesla, nuclear waste, planet destruction, Richard Trevithick, Rocket, Server, skidoo, song, TANK, Train, useless, Welfare, Wernher von Braun

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Votes:	8851
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

“Disenchanted SMP: Where survival is harder than making friends on Myspace! Java 1.21, Events, and a side of Discord.

apply today, Discord, Disenchanted, Events, Friends, Fun, grow, Harder, java, making, myspace, player-run shops, pvp arena, Quests, Side, smp, Special Events, Survival, survival server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchantments Applied:	74	Potions Brewed:	149
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Disenchanted SMP Overview

Features	Description
Quests	Engage in exciting quests to challenge your survival skills.
Player Run Shops	Create and manage your own shops to trade with other players.
PVP Arena	Battle against other players in a designated PVP arena.
Special Events	Participate in special events for unique rewards and fun activities.

Apply today and join the Disenchanted SMP community to experience all these exciting features!

Discord: https://discord.gg/RaV8AKQJ

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting our Discord server and following the application instructions provided there.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be communicated to you upon joining the server.
Can I participate in special events even as a new player?	Absolutely! Special events are open to all players, regardless of their experience level. It’s a great way to get involved and meet other members of the community.

NetNostalgia Minecraft SMP

aim, bulletin boards, Chat Rooms, dial-up, early internet, early websites, email lists, Geocities, HTML coding, irc, message boards, Minecraft, myspace, napster, NetNostalgia, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, online gaming, slow connection, smp, Usenet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the treasures within.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

PixelatedNostalgia

aim, cyber culture, dial-up days, digital history, early internet, Forgotten Gems, Geocities, Internet Explorer, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old internet, online archives, Picture, PixelatedNostalgia, relic, Video, vintage, web 1.0, Website, younger generations

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	563386	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Farms Harvested:	160	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Remember those old internet videos of cats playing pianos and people dancing like crazy? Well, imagine if those videos came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through nostalgia as you explore our pixelated world filled with memes from the ancient internet times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama while listening to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on loop? Don’t miss out on the wackiness and join us today!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Crafty2000sFunLand

aim, Crafty2000sFunLand, dial-up internet, early 2000s, fashion trends, flip phones, life in the 2000s, Memories, movies, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, older millennials, pop culture, reality tv, reddit, social media, Technology, trends, tv shows, video games, y2k

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of reminiscing about the good ol’ days of the 2000s on Reddit? Why not relive those glory days in our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of dial-up internet, flip phones, and low-rise jeans all over again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground rave club where players can dance the night away to hits from the early 2000s like “Oops!… I Did It Again” by Britney Spears and “Hey Ya!” by OutKast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden time machine that will transport you back to the 2000s for real! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999… or 2005, whichever you prefer!

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	9213
Buildings Constructed:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5415	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gods Slained:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Potions Brewed:	73	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Star Shards Collected:	179	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

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