our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.
who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.
But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking carrots who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them in their nightly fiestas and learn the salsa moves that will make all your friends jealous.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who roams the server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it he can even cure myopia with a single spit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and save your eyesight while salsa dancing with talking carrots and hunting down diamond llamas. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Ever wanted a server with some cool features without 500+ players at once? Join the Glitched SMP! With the map of earth, and seasons with different effects, to claiming land, or renting out stands to buy and sell items, we have it all! Not your thing? Try out our PVP with one of our features similar to lifesteal!
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| Server IP | StraightUp.Minecraft.Best |
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| Location | Dallas, USA |
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
| Question | Answer |
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| Are there land claims on this server? | No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up. |
| Can I use /tpa or /home commands? | No, those commands are not available on this server. It is pure survival gameplay. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP is permitted on Straight Up. |
| Are there any world resets? | No, there are no world resets on this server. The world remains constant. |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!
Patch Notes: We’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this update.
Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join our Free Company “Diamond Pickaxe Squad” and get access to exclusive perks like unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells jokes.
In-game Events: Get ready for savage raids releasing tomorrow! It’s going to be a battle like no other, so make sure you bring your A-game (and maybe a few snacks).
Meetups: Join us for the XIVG Mahjong Open Tournament at the Materia Gold Saucer. Rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Notch’s secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world. See you there!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity without any $5,000 approval limits. Build a castle made entirely of pink wool, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, or even construct a giant statue of a cat to symbolize your freedom from unwanted opinions.
Don’t let your FIL’s “asshole gene” ruin your Minecraft experience – join our server and build to your heart’s content without any interference. Who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one where you make all the decisions? Let’s craft away the drama and have a blast together!
Witness the bride accusing you of editing photos, having affairs, and being jealous of her lavish lifestyle. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back – just like your girlfriend who’s ready to defend you against all the haters. And when things get too heated at the bachelorette party, feel free to stand up for yourself and walk away from the drama.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such outrageous storylines and crazy characters like this? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the chaos and excitement of being the center of attention at a wedding gone wrong. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and loyalty.
Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Seriously, we have a tree that literally drops diamonds. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs. Collect them all and become the ultimate egg collector!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a bunch of pixelated pals to play Minecraft with?
remember logging into a minecraft server, navigating around with signs, making friends, claiming creative plots and building a wicked survival base? the chillroom recreates these old school minecraft vibes on an up to date version of the game. anarchy survival, plot based creative, chill vibes. come hang out and play the game like we used to.
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