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Woke up this morning Minecraft server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mines Excavated:	4809	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Divine Spears Created:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

and decided to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical server where pigs could fly and creepers sang lullabies. The diamonds sparkled brighter than the sun and the zombies were actually friendly neighbors who just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. Join this server and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a unicorn while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, rumor has it that the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just needs a hug. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Animals Bred:	129
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Star Shards Collected:	150	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ores Mined:	9447
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

SmileCraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joy of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and then blaming it on a rogue creeper. Our server is full of laughter and chaos, with players constantly pranking each other and causing mayhem. Who needs therapy when you can just hop on our server and release all your stress by trolling your friends? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where we host dance parties every Saturday night. So come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

FearCraft: Who’s Your Daddy?

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to prove your bravery by facing off against the most fearsome creatures in the Minecraft world – like killer bunnies with laser eyes and creepers that can breakdance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks who challenges players to epic chicken dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to test your courage and have a clucking good time, join our server today and show the world who’s the true champion of Minecraft!

Minecraft Memory Boost Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Votes:	497	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	New Chunks Explored:	603752

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna flex your brain muscles while block building, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! We got levels of cognitive stuff that will make your brain go brrrrrr!

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world, placing blocks left and right, when suddenly BAM! Your memory gets a boost, your working memory is on point, and your attention and processing speed are faster than the speed of light! All thanks to our high-level cognitive stimulating leisure activity!

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and level up your brain while crafting your dream world! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Let’s get those brain cells firing, baby!

Why Are Women Like This? Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5444	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with women who just don’t understand your love for Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood gamers out there. Join us and never have to hear “Why are women like this?” again, because on our server, everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to worry about silly questions like that.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it, he once challenged a group of players to a dance-off and ended up losing because his moves were just too spooky. Join us and you might just find yourself in a dance battle with the infamous Herobrine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking “Why are women like this?” in a whole new context.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	5388	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. Don’t worry, we promise it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they’re here to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) and the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm). Trust us, you’ll want to get your hands on these bad boys to survive the chaos that awaits you.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have daily check-in rewards that will have you coming back for more, and redeemable codes that will make you feel like the luckiest player in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness – you’re going to need it!

UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Buildings Constructed:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Block Therapy Land

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).