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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1851 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Towns Built: | 4 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and had a secret base underneath where they hoarded all the diamond blocks, like what even?! And then there was this other player who tamed a whole army of creepers and rode them into battle against the Ender Dragon, it was epic!
But seriously, if you’re looking for a relationship on this server, watch out for players who only want to trade dirt blocks for your diamonds, like, that’s a major red flag. And if someone starts building a shrine to a chicken god in your honor, run for the hills, trust me. And whatever you do, never trust anyone who says they can duplicate your items with a magic spell, it’s all a scam, I swear.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?) Can’t wait to see you there, it’s gonna be a blast!
