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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8595 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.
plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!
so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!