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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6655 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!