| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1879 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Votes: | 420 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6387 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 486 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5873 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7863 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3624 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6303 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3087 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 8686 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 431 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5804 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5745 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 102 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1948 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 250 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7734 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3715 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5467 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 53 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2919 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
