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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8453 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5643 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a dancing bear in a ushanka hat. The bear led them to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and vodka. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our cute Russian propaganda.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rebellious potato farmers who are constantly at war with the evil capitalist pigs. Join their cause and fight for the glory of Mother Russia!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server where our little Russian propaganda can’t be this cute, and let the craziness begin!