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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5431 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!