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Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!

1. women, 10. sex, 11. labor, 12. looks, 13. personality, 14. /r9k/, 15. manager, 16. supervisor, 17. career, 18. conformity, 19. consumption, 2. useless, 20. Andrew Tate, 3. validation, 4. marriage, 5. denial, 6. maturity, 7. wealth, 8. men, 9. attraction, Crafty, dont, ladies, Men, Minecraft, rule, Women, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Crops Grown:	3368	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!

On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!

Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

Acting, Audience, cringey, cultural preferences, DesiCraft, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, Fun, horrible accents, Indian television, Indians, Join, love, low budgets, Media, Minecraft, popular channel, representation, rule, social injustice, Stereotypes, television industry, unexpected behavior, world, Writing

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	100	Players Killed by Monsters:	7606
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	137	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, cervical cancer, Craft, genital warts, Good, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV facts, HPV prevention, HPV research, HPV statistics, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV treatment, HPV vaccine, human papillomavirus, mens health, Players, sexual health, sexually active, sexually transmitted infection, STI, Time, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

Correctional Facility, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, Edition, Evil, evil women, female inmates, incarceration, justice for victims, justice system, Minecraft, prison reform, prison system, reforming criminals, Rehab, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation center, rehabilitation efforts, rehabilitation programs, stop trying, women in prison, women offenders, Womens

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

Asian unity, Asians, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, Fight, foreign policy, imperial Japan, Industry, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Minecraft, Natural resources, regional power, Rice, Server, solidarity, Spice, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, 富國强兵

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Animals Bred:	76
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	New Chunks Explored:	700146
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

73732277, arithmetic, blocks, collide, Communication, Community, Counting, CraftyDigits, data, Digital, Digits, discussion, forum, Interactive, internet, Math, message board, Numbers, numeral, ONLINE, previous, sequence, Technology, Thread

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	51
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!