my girlfriend had a baby troll – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ToiletTrouble Minecraft SMP
Minecraft, smp, ToiletTrouble
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic toilet flushing system ever! Like, seriously, if you don’t flush after using a public restroom on our server, you’ll be banned for life. But don’t worry, we have special magical toilets that automatically flush for you, so you never have to worry about forgetting again. Plus, we have a secret underground society of toilet fairies who will haunt you if you don’t flush. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a horror movie, but with toilets. So come join us and experience the most bizarre and hilarious toilet-flushing adventures ever!

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New Server IP
CraftyFails
Common blunders, common errors, Common faux pas, Common flubs, Common gaffes, Common inaccuracies, Common lapses, Common miscalculations, common misconceptions, Common mishaps, Common misinterpretations, Common missteps., common mistakes, common misunderstandings, Common oversights, Common pitfalls, Common slip-ups, CraftyFails, Everyday errors, misconceptions
Do you ever feel like you’re just not living up to your full potential in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have cracked the code to success! Join us and learn the secret technique that 99% of players are doing wrong but have no idea about.
Our server is like no other, with enchanted pigs that can fly, diamond ore that spawns every five seconds, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself even logs on to play with us!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us now and become a Minecraft legend in your own right. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
PixelPlanePandemonium
aircraft downing, airspace violation, aviation incident, azerbaijan, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic relations, escalation, foreign policy, government response, international relations, investigation, Military Action, passenger plane, PixelPlanePandemonium, political tension, regional conflict, russia, security concerns, standoff, territorial dispute
so, like, this server is totally epic, like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got pigs flying, literally, like, they sprout wings and soar through the sky. and don’t even get me started on the llamas, they’re like secret agents or something, always plotting against the players.
and, like, the best part is the rare standoff with Russia over a downed passenger plane. it’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft. you gotta join to see how it all unfolds, it’s wild.
oh, and did i mention the diamond rain? yeah, sometimes the sky just starts raining diamonds, and everyone goes crazy trying to collect as many as they can. it’s chaos, but in a fun way.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, join us now. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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Turbulence Craft: Science Leap
Analysis, Breakthrough, complexity, Craft, data, discovery, experimentation, fluid dynamics, innovation, LEAP, leap forward, mathematical modeling, pattern, PHYSICS., research, Science, scientific advancement, scientists, structure, Technology, Turbulence, Understanding
So, like, you know how scientists are always tryna figure out stuff and junk? Well, they finally cracked the code on turbulence, bro! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is like, the only place where you can experience this mind-blowing discovery in action!
Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, a wild tornado appears outta nowhere and starts swirling around you! But don’t worry, it’s not gonna suck you up or anything (unless you want it to, we don’t judge). It’s just there to add some extra excitement to your gameplay.
And that’s not all, folks! We’ve also got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. Oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering? Yeah, you heard that right.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally, sometimes we teleport to space for fun), then come join us! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and craziness of our server, you’ll never wanna leave. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been chased by a tornado while riding a flying pig? Only on our server, baby!

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New Server IP

CompCraft

beautiful things, big farms, Caves, Claims, CompCraft, Custom Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Discord, Dungeons, Free Ranks, friendly community, Grief Protection, MONEY, PvE, Quest, rare items, Redstone, smp, Starter Kit, vanilla mechanics, Zombie Mini-Game

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

🏹 Quest
🦕 Dinosaur Fossils
🏔️ Custom Dungeons
💰 Economy
💎 Custom Rares
🏷️ Free Ranks 🆓
⛏️ Claims
🚫 Grief Protection
⚔️ PVP
💸 PVE
🎮 Vanilla Mechanics
☣ Zombie Mini-Game (COD Style)

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Our server is designed to challenge your skills. If you like to build big farms, grind & make money, collect rare items, build beautiful things, tinker around with redstone, explore dungeons & caves, and/or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something at CompCraft for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.gg/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there custom dungeons to explore?	Yes, we have custom dungeons for players to explore and conquer.
Can I earn money in the game?	Yes, our server has an economy system where you can earn money.
Are there PvP and PvE options?	Yes, we have both PvP and PvE gameplay options for players.
Is there a starter kit for new players?	Yes, new players receive a starter kit when they first log in.

Bowless Adventure 1.21.2
1.21.2, Adventure, Bowless, complain about model, cute depiction, cute not cool, ignore lore, lighter skin tone, lighter skin tone depiction, no bow, no bow depiction, no china, no coffee elf, no coffee elf depiction, no dark elf, no dark elf depiction, no forest depiction, no forest home, no hentai, no old outfits, no ship, no skin showing, remove Clownfish
Join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a hoot about your bow skills or elf status. We only care about being cute and not cool, so leave your old outfits at home. No China, ships, or hentai allowed, just good ol’ Minecraft fun. Plus, we’ll make your skin tone lighter and ignore your lore, because who needs that anyway? Come complain about your model and say goodbye to Clownfish in our games. See you there, or not, whatever.

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New Server IP
Pixelated Chicken Madness
agency.., Allure, brand, chicken, Corpo, EIEN Extended, ex-corpo talents, globie, graduated talents, IDOLS, Kawaii, madness, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, pixelated, PixelLink, retired talents, small corpo, Talents, V4Mirai, VSMP, Vtuber
Yo yo yo, welcome to /corpo/ Minecraft server! We got all the vtubers and mascots from the corpos you never even heard of. Come join the madness and chaos as we discuss all the talents and mascots that don’t get enough love in other threads.
Shill your small corpo oshi, bring in those former talents, let’s show some respect for all identities. We got threads for all the corpos you can think of, from idols to kawaii to indie JP vtubers.
Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now and let’s talk about all things corpo in Minecraft style! Previous thread? Who cares, we’re all about the future here. Let’s gooooooo! Join now!

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New Server IP
BroCarBorrower – Hubby Disagrees!
Boundaries, BroCarBorrower, brother, CAR, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, disagreement, disagrees, family, Favor, Hubby, husband, Lending, perspective, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing, Support, Transportation, Trust, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as my brother’s car? Look no further! Our server is like a brand new car, ready to take you on epic adventures. Just like my brother always puts gas in our car, our server is always fueled up and ready to go.
Join our server and experience the thrill of lending out your car to friends and family. Need a ride to the yearbook photo studio? No problem! Just ask a fellow player for a lift. And don’t worry, we promise not to get mad like my husband did when you borrow our car.
So hop on our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, sharing is caring, even in Minecraft.

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New Server IP
WorstCarBrandMC SMP
#Automotive, automobile, AVOID, brand, CAR, car brand, least popular, least recommended, least reliable, least respected, least trusted, low quality., not recommended, poor performance, smp, stay away, Truly, unreliable, Vehicle, WORST, worst car brand, WorstCarBrandMC
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond blocks raining from the sky, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing up! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens are actually trained ninjas ready to protect us from any griefers!
But wait, there’s more! We have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy, where you can ride on unicorns and eat unlimited cake! And did I mention that the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes just by typing in the chat?!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
MineCalmMindCraft
Cooking, dancing, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gardening, journaling, Listening to music, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, MineCalmMindCraft, nature walks, Painting, peaceful activities, reading, relaxation techniques, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, yoga
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation with our virtual zen garden! Instead of building structures and fighting off mobs, players can unwind by tending to their pixelated bonsai trees, meditating on mountaintops, and participating in virtual yoga classes led by our in-game instructors.
Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us on our server and let your worries melt away as you immerse yourself in our tranquil oasis. Who knew that mining for diamonds could be so therapeutic? So come join us and find your inner peace in the most unexpected of places.

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