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LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ores Mined:	3685
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	63
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.

TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem

aerial attack, border, Conflict, crisis management., cross-border incident, drone, drone attack, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation procedures, geopolitical tensions, governor, international relations, MAYHEM, Military, russia, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tensions, Tver region, TverCraft, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!

Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!

Adventure, Allowed, bedrock, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, hats, Join, Light, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, Sheep, Skyblock, squares, Survival, Tiny, wear, woohoo

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Status	Grace period in peaceful mode
Mods	Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes
Joining Instructions	Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the realm status?	The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode.
What mods are included in the server?	The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more.
How can I join the server?	Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, ANONYMOUS, banned drinks, Beverages, binge drinking, college memories, controversial drinks, drinking games, energy drinks, Four Loko, fun times, hangovers, late nights, Loko, Minecraft, Nostalgia, party culture, party lifestyle, partying, Server, socializing, Wild nights, youthful indulgence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Emeralds Found:	5071	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!