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Height Doesn’t Matter Minecraft Server

5’6, bruv, doesnt, height, height doesn’t matter, lanky targets, laying in the dirt, matter, Minecraft, oi m8, peaky blinders, quick strikes, Server, tall blokes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	6361	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Oi oi, listen up ya cheeky Minecrafters! This server is run by the legendary 5’6″ Peaky Blinders gang, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Forget about those tall blokes, they’re just lanky targets for us to take down with our lightning-fast strikes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being part of a gang that rules the Minecraft world with style and swagger. Plus, who needs height when you can be laying in the dirt, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your skills in a world where the only rule is to have a laugh and cause chaos!

Indians Have Had Enough Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, harmful behavior, harmful communication, harmful rhetoric, harmful speech, harmful threats, Hate Speech, Indians, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, online abuse, online harassment, racial slurs, racism, smp, social media, violent language, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against evil crackers, niggers, and spics who are trying to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top.

But that’s not all! We also have insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From uncovering ancient secrets to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky crackers, niggers, and spics who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, easter eggs, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, things of God, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRAP.SKYBARS.ME

Crafty Chat Minecraft Server

2015-2019, Author, Chat, Crafty, Daily, Fans, Insomniacs After School, male readers, Manga, Minecraft, My little monster, Our Precious Conversations, Palatable, published, Robico, romance, series, Server, shojo, Smoking behind the supermarket, SOL, You and I are polar opposites, Yugami-kun has no friends

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Votes:	5844	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the pages of Our Precious Conversations to life in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a chance to live out your wildest shōjo manga fantasies, even if you’re a male player who just can’t get enough of those SOL/romance series.

Imagine building your own love story with your Minecraft crush, reenacting scenes from Yugami-kun has no friends while trying to make friends in-game, or sneaking around smoking behind virtual supermarkets because why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a heart-pounding adventure.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your own precious conversations waiting for you in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

1999 Reverse General – Minecraft SMP

1999, codes, Community Resources, daily reset, English, general, Haunted Highway, Minecraft, mobile, No pvp, Official Stickers, Official twitter, Official youtube, PC, rate-up banners, Reverse, Reverse 1999, Route 77, smp, spell cards, storytelling, The Storm is coming, turn based RPG, Version 2.1 Trailer, Version 2.4 Trailer, voice acting

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like a reverse version of reality, where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions.

In this wacky world, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect spell cards and battle against evil mobs in turn-based combat. But beware, the Storm is coming, and only the bravest and craziest players will survive!

With no PvP elements, you can play at your own pace and enjoy the rich storytelling that our server has to offer. Plus, our game is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin for our more cultured players.

Join us for daily resets at 10am UTC, where you’ll encounter bizarre events like Route 77: The Haunted Highway, where you’ll face off against ghostly mobs and haunted road signs.

Don’t miss out on our rate-up banners featuring characters like Ezra, the Star Support who can summon shooting stars to rain down on your enemies. And be on the lookout for upcoming banners like Argus, the Plant Support who can turn your enemies into potted plants.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure! And don’t forget to use our exclusive codes like “DiscoPendulum” and “UnbearableLightness” for some extra laughs along the way. See you in the upside-down world of our Minecraft SMP!

Blocky Hate Haven Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber ethics, cyber safety, cyberbullying, discord alternatives, discrimination, Diversity, Gender Identity, hate, Hate Speech, hate speech laws, hate speech online, Haven, Inclusivity, internet trolls, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Minority representation, online communities, online harassment, Online platforms, Server, social media, Transgender

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	4497
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place this side of the Nether! Join us if you’re tired of trannies taking over the internet – we’ve got less than 0.4% of them here, guaranteed! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures – just don’t blame us if you end up getting lost in our maze of memes and mayhem!

New Minecraft SMP Mozilla logo just dropped

brand update, branding, company update, design, Digital, Dinosaur, DROPPED, Graphic design, innovation, internet, Logo, logo design, Minecraft, Modernization, Mozilla, Mozilla firefox, New Logo, rebranding, smp, Tech News, Technology, tyrannosaurus rex, visual identity, web browser

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ores Mined:	2182	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, have you heard about the latest craze on our Minecraft SMP? We just dropped our new logo inspired by a Tyrannosaurus Rex! That’s right, we’re all about embracing our prehistoric roots while building epic structures and battling it out in intense PvP matches.

Join us for a chance to ride a T-Rex into battle, mine for rare dinosaur fossils, and maybe even discover a secret underground lair where the ancient reptiles still roam. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional T-Rex rampage). Let’s make some dino-mite memories together! 🦖🔥 #TyrannosaurusCraft

Crafty Christmas Market Minecraft Server

British traditions, cancelled due to weather, cancelled events, christmas, Christmas markets, Christmas shopping, County, Crafty, Dickensian Festival, festive atmosphere, festive fair, festive season, holiday events, Kent, market, Minecraft, organisers, Outdoor events, Rain, Rochester Christmas Market, Server, Storm Darragh, strong winds, uk, weather conditions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ores Mined:	7623
New Chunks Explored:	339830	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	149
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4385	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Storm Darragh? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kent’s biggest festive fair couldn’t handle it. We’ve got more twists and turns than a Dickensian novel, and our Christmas Market is so lit, it’s literally on fire (in a good way, we promise). Join us for a storm of fun and adventure – just make sure to hold onto your hat (or blocky helmet) because things are about to get crazy!

The Best Suicide Method But I Have Some Problems Minecraft SMP

ambulance, Body Temperature, Bridge.., Calmly, clothes, cold water, CONVINCING, deep river, drowning, ireland, kettlebells, method, Minecraft, naked, Odds, overdosing, painkillers, Police, populated area, Problems, psych ward, rationally, rescue, rope, smp, stores, SUICIDE, suicide method, Wrists

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8122	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Votes:	3373
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a shopping district with a bridge over a deep river, where players can test their survival skills in the most extreme way possible.

Join our server and experience the adrenaline rush of tying heavy kettlebells to your ankles, slicing your wrists open, and jumping off the bridge to see if you can survive the fall into the river. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Worried about someone stopping you from your epic stunt or getting sent to a psych ward? Don’t worry, we have a solution for that too! Just speak to the ambulance/police calmly and rationally, and you might just get away with it. Plus, the chance of someone stripping you naked to prevent hypothermia is just an added bonus to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft! Just remember to play at your own risk and have a blast!

Shit Company Minecraft Server

award, BLACKJACK, Born, Company, en, Entertainment, FINE FUCK YOU BITCH, FOREVERRRRRRRR, Gaming, MAKE MY OWN CORPO, Minecraft, moment, Runner Up!, Scene, SCOTLLLLLLLANNNNNNNNDDDDDD, Server, Shit, unironical, virtual reality, Vtuber, vtubing, Whores

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9622	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was born from a fiery passion for VTubing and a desire to create a place where anything goes!

Join us on our server where we have virtual YouTubers running around causing chaos, and the company behind them was literally created out of a “FINE FUCK YOU BITCH” moment. We’ve got blackjack, we’ve got whores, we’ve got Scotland forever!

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous moments and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might even win an award for being the craziest player on the server! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!