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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Avoid the Creeper Burger!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fast food joint on steroids!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers while trying to build your dream castle made entirely out of chicken nuggets. And don’t even get us started on our special menu items – like the “Exploding Burger” that will blow your mind (and your character) into tiny little pieces!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the chaos of our fast food-themed world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence!

ZooCraftCemetery

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Potions Brewed:	193	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

lol come join our epic server where we have a secret zoo cemetery for all the pixelated animals that pass away in the game! we have special funeral ceremonies for each animal, complete with fireworks and a choir of chickens singing in harmony. you can even visit the graves of your favorite animals and pay your respects by leaving virtual flowers and carrots. join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

BrainCraft Disorder – Youth Edition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crops Grown:	7564
Votes:	5352	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain structures that be all wacko! Our players with conduct disorder got brains that look like they been through a blender, with lower volume in all them fancy brain regions like the amygdala and hippocampus. But don’t worry, it just means they got mad skills in building epic structures and causing chaos in the game. Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures with these brainiacs!

Politicians on a Minecraft server causing chaos with geopolitics and gold economies

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7179	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord server	discord.gg/eWvxmKDkfG
Dynmap link	Click here
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Overview:

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!) Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play. However, players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in the server store.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP diplomaticamc.com in your Minecraft client.
What version of Minecraft is supported?	The server supports version 1.20.4 and above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules outlined in the Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them while playing.

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7595	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Are you tired of boring old English servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to speak Polish! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located in a magical land where the only way to defeat the Ender Dragon is by speaking fluent Polish. Don’t worry if you’re not great at foreign languages, our friendly community of Polish-speaking players will help you out. Plus, who wouldn’t want to learn a language that sounds as cool as Polish? So join us on our server and show off your linguistic skills while battling dragons and building epic structures!

SovlCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	1
Emeralds Found:	2345	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is on a whole new level of SOVL (Seriously Outrageous Virtual Laughs)!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExBlockParty Drama-Free Zone

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any emotional abuse or narcissistic exes in sight!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as you explore our virtual world. Who needs real friends when you have a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to battle creepers than deal with toxic relationships.

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
New Chunks Explored:	718691	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never have to hear those dreaded words again! Our server is so addictive and fun, your significant other will be begging you to spend more time with them just so they can play too. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make your ex instantly regret ever breaking up with you. So come join us and let’s show them what they’re missing out on!

FartCraft: The Ultimate Oops Zone

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Magic Items Found:	1726	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Emeralds Found:	635
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Have you ever farted so loud in a fancy restaurant that the chandeliers started shaking? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing fart moments again! Our server is equipped with magical anti-fart technology that turns your toots into beautiful music notes. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart in the right rhythm, you’ll unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let your farts be your guide to riches and glory!