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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2174
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 New Chunks Explored: 737209
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5117
    Animals Bred: 33 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

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    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

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    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

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  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 4039
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8778 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 1230
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mines Excavated: 3297

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    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 9224
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Animals Bred: 40 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 6530
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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  • NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

    NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 2721
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 127
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 New Chunks Explored: 897002
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Potions Brewed: 149
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

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    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

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  • NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

    NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 1550
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Farms Harvested: 684
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

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    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

    imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Nightmare Toys Transform

    Nightmare Toys Transform
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 7223
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4767 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Runes Activated: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

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    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

    we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

    come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

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  • Misinfo MasterCraft

    Misinfo MasterCraft
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 4143
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Star Shards Collected: 259
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

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    so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

    oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

    also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

    so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

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  • What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 7247
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 432
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    New Minecraft ServersElla is a passionate and dynamic individual with a creative mind and a love for all things artistic. With a background in design and a keen eye for detail, she excels in bringing ideas to life through her work. Ella is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new challenges and opportunities to expand her skill set. When she’s not busy creating, you can find Ella exploring her local art scene, traveling to new destinations, or spending time in nature.

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