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HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

attraction, Controlling, DATING, expensive gifts, Girlfriends, HypnoCraft, hypnotic powers, hypnotism, Hypnotist, hypnotist girlfriend, influence, love, Manipulation, materialistic, mind control, partner, Persuasion, relationship, romance, seduction, Significant Other, temptation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Animals Bred:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9341	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

amusing, better, blocks, BoomerCraft, classic, comics, comparison, controversial, creativity, Day, Edgy, Entertainment, humor, Humorist, Improvement, Nostalgia, offensive, old work, past, satire, talent, vintage

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

bothered, cat demon, character names, creative names, dog god, folklore, good name, inugami, Japanese folklore, Lazy, lazy names, LazyCraft, mobs, Mythology, naming conventions, naming traditions, Nekomata, Ookami, original name, supernatural beings, traditional names, unique names, Wolf

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crops Grown:	1057

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

AK EN Database, akg, arknights, blocky, caster, CN Content, Defender, Edition, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL CONTENT, FUTURE JP CONTENT, FUTURE KR CONTENT, guard, Knights, lolz, medic, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, Valuable resources, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5250	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

2024 Minecraft Madness

2024.., aryan twinks, aryans”, Average whiteboy, beauty, comparison, controversial, Diversity, emergency, Extinction, fat black women, Future, madness, Minecraft, Preference, prettier than women, Race, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Survival, Whiteboys

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ores Mined:	8556
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!

Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!

So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!

Chickens with Attitude

attitude, bandmates, bassist, chickens, Describe, drummer, emotional, Energetic, female musicians, Girls Band Cry, guitarist, harmonies, japanese, Momoka, Music, Music (Industry), passionate, powerful vocals, rock band, stage presence, TALENTED, vocalist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Crops Grown:	5643
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.

Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!

But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!

Crafty Chaos

catchy, Chaos, club, Crafty, Dance, Duo, electronic, Energetic, Fun, high energy, Live Music, Music, Party, Performance, pop, Russian, Synth, upbeat, vocals, Гoგs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4968
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky, guarded by a team of flying pigs with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. With. Laser. Eyes.

2. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of giant chickens that can shoot fireballs from their beaks. Who wouldn’t want to ride a fire-breathing chicken into battle?

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, oh no. It’s rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out golden nuggets. Imagine the riches you could amass by collecting unicorn poop!

4. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who break out into a synchronized dance routine every time someone enters. It’s like a rave, but with explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Redeem the Potato: A Minecraft Server

Dharma, do not redeem, funny, gift card, HMM, House, humor, long trail tag, Minecraft, Pack, please, Potato, praise, prank, radscorpions, REDEEM, Redemption, Saar, Send, Server, Tag, threat, Warning, yes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	622	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7697
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	6123
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild!

Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!

On our server, you can build INSANE structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, you heard that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always praise Dharma to stay safe from radscorpions!