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DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled

Angry, bbq, children, company party, DEADLINE, Divorce, doctoral thesis, Drunk, DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled, housework, Hungover, husband, Packing, parents-in-law, pneumonia, SAHM, shouting, used, vacation, Wasted, work

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream vacation home without worrying about a hungover husband ruining your plans. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all the stress of organizing family trips.

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life troubles behind as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent structures with fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a virtual hubby who won’t ditch you for a company party!

CraftyBeauty Minecraft Server

art, Awe, beauty, Connection, CraftyBeauty, creativity, Diversity, Happiness, Harmony, Humanity, Individuality, inspiration, love, Minecraft, Nature, opinion, Peace, perspective, Serenity, Server, Wonder, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Is it a breathtaking sunset? A field of blooming flowers? Nah, it’s our Minecraft server, duh! Why waste time looking at real life beauty when you can join our server and feast your eyes on pixelated perfection?

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our next block party.

So why settle for real life beauty when you can bask in the glory of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block).

CreeperDateGoneWrong

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward dates, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateGoneWrong, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Votes:	7915	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love without the cringe! Join us and experience virtual dating like never before – no need to worry about spilling your drink or tripping over your shoelaces here!

Our server is filled with romantic hotspots where you can woo your crush with pixelated flowers and virtual chocolates. And if things start getting steamy, you can always escape to our secret love caves for some alone time. Who needs real-life awkward moments when you can have virtual ones instead?

So come on, join our server and find your pixelated soulmate today! Who knows, you might just end up marrying that cute blocky character you’ve been flirting with all night. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!

CrimeaCraft: Drone Wars

Air drones, Attack, base, Black sea, blast, coast guard, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, naval drones, Russian, Sea Drones, Surveillance, Tensions, UAVs, UKRAINIAN, Wars

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mines Excavated:	2089	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our server for some epic PvP battles that will make your head spin! Build your own base, raid your enemies, and dominate the competition like a boss. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get recruited by the Ukrainian military for your mad skills.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Exploding Sheep” plugin that turns innocent farm animals into deadly weapons. And don’t even get me started on the “Llama Launcher” plugin that lets you ride llamas into battle while shooting lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a Russian Coast Guard, that is.

75kMileMania

000 miles, 75, 75kMileMania, aging, average human body, body endurance, body function, body maintenance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, human anatomy, human biology, human health, human lifespan, human longevity, human mortality, LIFESPAN, Longevity, mortality, physical activity, stops running

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT!

TremorCraft79: Pompeii Edition

AD79, ancient history, Archaeological Findings, buildings collapse, catastrophic event, disaster research, disaster study, earthquake, Edition, Eruption, geological phenomenon, historical event, historical tragedy, natural disaster, Pompeii, Pompeii deaths, Pompeii excavation, seismic activity, seismic tremors, TremorCraft79, tremors, Vesuvius, volcanic eruption

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

lol join our server and experience the ultimate disaster simulation! imagine being in pompeii during the eruption of vesuvius, except with a twist – there’s also an EARTHQUAKE happening at the same time! watch as buildings collapse on top of you while lava spews everywhere, all in glorious blocky minecraft graphics! who needs history class when you can relive it in the most chaotic way possible? join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you definitely won’t survive!

Tomoso’s Vanilla Ice Cream SMP: Chill with 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Chill, cream, France Discord Diamond economy Papermc Original Minecraft Quality of life Server Plugins Land claims Vanilla SMP Chill Community Survival Building Redstone PVP Mob farm Nether End dimension, Ice, smp, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with select plugins
Economy	Diamond based
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.
Is the economy based on diamonds?	Yes, the server has a diamond-based economy.
Are land claims allowed on the server?	No, there are no land claims on this server.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in France.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB.

RanmaSisters Minecraft Server

90s, Akane Tendo, Anime, classic, comedy, gender bending, Happosai, It’s, japanese, Jusenkyo, Love Triangle, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Over.., Ranma Saotome, RanmaSisters, romantic comedy, Rumiko Takahashi, Server, SHONEN, sibling rivalry, so

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is SO over ranmasisters! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and creepers. It’s like a theme park from hell!

2. Our staff members are actually trained ninja warriors who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They will literally drop down from the sky and karate chop anyone who messes with you.

3. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that you can ride into battle. Imagine riding into battle on a giant spider or a zombie pig!

4. Our main city is built entirely out of diamond blocks because why not? Who needs practicality when you can have bling bling everywhere you look?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

ConcordCraft Minecraft Server

Concord Edition, Concord Game, Concord General, ConcordCraft, early access, early access game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, indie game, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Request Access, Server, Single player, Snoy Account, Steam, steam game, Steam store, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to the “its ok? edition” Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and laughter never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with mutant pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with those funky farm animals?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, he’s so derpy that he accidentally breathes fire-shaped hearts instead of actual flames. It’s both adorable and terrifying at the same time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Girlfriend-Free Getaway Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, financial strain, getaway, GirlfriendFree, Guilt, health issues, Insecurities, mental health, Minecraft, past trauma, personal time, relationship troubles, Self Discovery, self-care, Server, support system, vacation, vacation expenses, vacation planning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mines Excavated:	3604

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with a girlfriend who can’t handle vacations without starting a fight. On our server, the only fights you’ll encounter are epic battles with creepers and skeletons!

Take a break from consoling your insecure partner and spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about guilt trips or ultimatums here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come on over to our server and leave all your relationship woes behind. Your virtual vacation awaits – and this time, you can truly relax without any drama!