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YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide

#My dear Americans, AMERICANS, Attack, authoritarian regime, Capture, collide, cowboys, CREEPERS, destroy, drafted, germany, iran, iraq, Israel, Last week, together, YeehawCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to have fun? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Imagine a world where Americans are being drafted to capture Iraq… or was it Iran? Who cares! The point is, on our server, you can be a part of epic battles and crazy adventures like never before.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases filled with treasure, unicorns roaming the land, and even zombie pigmen throwing parties!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a time-traveling adventure or a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and let the insanity begin!

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1585	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Emeralds Found:	1787
Villages Defended:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Items Found:	5804	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Star Shards Collected:	152	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	750	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Animals Bred:	188	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	8154	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Star Shards Collected:	196
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Buildings Constructed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9166	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	2040
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

AutoFlushCraft

Advanced technology, AutoFlushCraft, automatic toilet, Automation, convenience, everyday tasks, future of transportation, habits, Human Behavior, human interaction with machines, innovation, manual flush, Modern Conveniences, public restrooms, resistance to change, self driving cars, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, traditional vs modern, universal norm

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, you see a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect in this server, dude!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.

BreadCraft: Rise of DoughCivilization

agriculture, ancient world, anthropology, archaeology, bread dough, BreadCraft, Civilisation, civilization origins, DoughCivilization, Evolution, Farming, Food, History, human development, international study, pasta wheat, Rise, SETTLEMENT, Societies, southern Caspian, transformation, Weed, wheat

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder how bread dough changed the game for humanity? Well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level! Join us and witness the epic saga of how bread wheat turned some ancient peeps into straight-up farmers and builders, yo! It’s like a mix of ancient history and carb-loading, all in one crazy Minecraft world. Plus, we got pasta wheat and weed crossing like it’s nobody’s business in the southern Caspian. So come on down and see how bread dough gave rise to civilisation, one block at a time! It’s gonna be lit, fam!