Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!
Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!
Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?
So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!
Imagine this: you finally build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of, and we throw you a virtual parade complete with fireworks and cake (don’t worry, we won’t let your niece steal the spotlight).
But wait, there’s more! If you hit one year sober like our friend here, we’ll have the whole server singing your praises and cheering you on. And if anyone tries to steal your thunder, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper”.
Join us for a wild ride of celebrations and support, where even the smallest victories are met with big cheers. And hey, if you need to take your cake and eat it too, we’ve got your back. So come on over and let’s party like it’s block party time!
build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even hold onto your own sausage for a change! who knows what crazy adventures await u on our server. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
imagine fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while also trying to build the tallest tower in the land. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for hours on end. who knows what kind of loot you’ll find buried deep underground.
so come join us and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs a cure for long covid when you have us?
Minecraft server where you will discover epic adventures. When you enter, you find yourself in the hub, where you can run around and explore all the interesting details of the server. Then, you can select the mode you want to start playing! With each major update there will be more and more modes, but at the moment the main server mode is still “Semi-vanilla survival without wipes”
DESCRIPTION OF OUR SERVER:
• IP: in our discord
• Pure survival without admin panels
• JAVA
• 1.21.1
• No wipes
• With privates
• With custom crafts and new weapons
purpur.mkdforeverloves.online
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
| IP | simplyvanilla.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF |
| Website | https://simplyvanilla.net |
| Map size | 10 TB+ |
What escaping spawn looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
No, hacking/duping is not allowed on our server.
We have been online since 2019.
The Nether-roof is accessible on our server.
We’ve got secret insider info, leaked screenshots, and conspiracy theories galore! Don’t be left in the dark like those other losers – join us and be in the know!
Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mods, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with DF5 as you are! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s uncover the truth together!
Remember, the truth is out there – and it’s waiting for you on our server! Join now and become a part of the DF5 conspiracy!
Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic battle of divorced parents fighting over wedding plans – Help the confused kids navigate through the drama and chaos – Be a part of the most dysfunctional wedding party ever assembled – Experience the thrill of being a prop or pawn in a family conflict – Enjoy the absurdity of it all and laugh your way through the madness
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – especially when family drama is involved.
