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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9919 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1303 | New Chunks Explored: | 149423 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.