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Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

87619938, BLOCK, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

ASKED, assumption, doubt, funny, humor, humorous guess, Improbable, lol, prediction, question.., sarcasm, speculation, uncertainty, unlikely, unlikely event, unlikely outcome, unlikely question, unlikely scenario, unlikely situation, wild guess, Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Animals Bred:	139	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

NoCash4OldPals

Boundaries, friendship, letting go, loyalty, MONEY, moving on, NoCash4OldPals, old friends, past mistakes, personal boundaries, personal growth, POVERTY, probation, rap career, second chances, self improvement, setting boundaries, starting over, street life, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, celebrity influence, Ethics, Fame, fashion trends, image, influence on youth, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Morals, Music (Industry), Music Lyrics, personal growth, pop stars, PopVsRapRoleModels, public perception, rap stars, RESPONSIBILITY, role models, smp, social media, societal impact, success, VALUES

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Star Shards Collected:	254	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	9285

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Obsidian Addicts United

addicts, BIZARRE, compulsion, Curiosity, fascination, Fixation, habits, Mystery, Obsession, obsidian, odd, peculiar, people, perplexing, perplexing behavior, Psychology, puzzling, Quirk, strange behavior, Understanding, Unexplainable, United, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Votes:	1233
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3406	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7319	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

116.202.238.156

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

Adult-only, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, chat bot, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Event Server, Feline, Fine, forcefield, HACKING, Lgbt, Modpack, Pictures, PRANKING, Purrfect, PvP, quality of life, season 1, Server Rules, Uhc, VA, Vanilla, world border, World Edit, x-ray

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord