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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8670 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 230 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a Russia-style sentence for ‘justifying terrorism’! Like, what even is that, bro?
But fear not, my fellow block builders, because on our server, you can do whatever the heck you want without fear of getting locked up for six years! Want to build a giant TNT cannon that shoots you straight into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that flings you into a pit of lava? Knock yourself out!
Join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell the Russian government about us, okay? 😉
