mw2 2009 multiplayer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	2889	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magic Items Found:	6217	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5463
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Emeralds Found:	2458

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

alluring names, appealing names, attractive names, baby names, beautiful names, charming names, classic names, CraftyCreeperz, cute names, elegant names, favorite names, handsome names, lovely names, modern names, popular names, pretty names, stylish names, timeless names, traditional names, trendy names, unique names

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

addiction, Celibacy, edging, GoonCraft, gooning, healthy habits, Infinity, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Pleasure, SELF AWARENESS, self growth, self improvement, self-control, self-denial, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-mastery, self-restraint, sexual abstinence

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	173
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8290	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

agricultural practices, agriculture, chemical exposure, consumer awareness, consumer concerns, Evidence, food consumption, food contamination, Food Industry, Food Safety, Fresh, fresh evidence, FRUITS, health risks, Perils, Pesticide, pesticide levels, pesticide residues, significant risks, study, Testing, toxic chemicals, ToxicTaterFarm, VEGETABLES, washing fruit

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
New Chunks Explored:	954134	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!

TartariaMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the name is the griefing trolls!

adventurers, Artifacts, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, Contests, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanted Gear, Events, grief-free, GRIEFED.., Griefing, Inv, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Perks, Ranks, rare items, Resource worlds, Server, smp, Support, sweeter, TartariaMC, Trolls, Voting

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Votes:	1874
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

TarTariaMc Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TarTariaMc
Website	https://play.tartariamc.org
Server Address	25591

At Tartaria MC, we believe in creating a community-driven Minecraft experience where players can come together to create, explore, and build without the fear of griefing. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers opportunities for players to earn money through jobs, vote for in-game ranks, keys, and perks, and participate in events and contests to unlock exclusive rewards. Join us at TartariaMC and embark on an adventure like no other!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What type of server is TarTariaMc?	TarTariaMc is a semi-vanilla economy-based server that provides a grief-free environment for players to enjoy.
How can I earn money on the server?	Players can earn money by taking on various jobs, such as mining and farming, to grow their wealth.
Are there in-game ranks and perks available?	Yes, players can unlock in-game ranks and exclusive perks by voting daily and participating in events.
What are custom crates and how can I obtain them?	Custom crates contain rare items, enchanted gear, and mysterious artifacts. Players can unbox them for a chance to win these special rewards.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Players can join the supportive community at TartariaMC, share stories, collaborate on builds, and participate in events together.

If you have any more questions or need support, feel free to contact us via our Forums, Discord, or email at [email protected]. Have a fantastic day!

CraftyDota2Server

ARTISTIC DOTARDS, bug tracker, CraftyDota2Server, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, twitter widget, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Farms Harvested:	608	Ores Mined:	1190
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where artistic dotards roam free and rule the land.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore that will leave you questioning reality. Dive deep into the world of dotards and uncover the secrets that lie within.

But that’s not all! We have statistics that will blow your mind. Track your progress like never before and become the ultimate dotard master.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our news and streams will keep you entertained for hours on end. Watch as dotards battle it out in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a dotard legend in our Minecraft server like no other!

GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

achievement, APOLOGISE, Apologise to the GOAT, Apologise to the GOAT3, Apology, athlete, Competition, Goat, GOATapologies, Gold medals, greatest of all time, Honoring, iconic, Legendary, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Gold Medals, record holder, Respect, smp, sports, success, Tribute

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!