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BoyfriendBlockerCraft

AITAH, apartment, Boston, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, Communication, embarrassed, Friends, help out, high school, instagram, long-distance relationship, nice person, North Carolina, NYC, overreacting, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8122

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this love triangle drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own drama-filled apartment with 4 beds and 2 baths, and invite random people from your past to crash on your virtual couch. Who needs privacy when you can have awkward encounters and heated arguments instead?

Join now and experience the thrill of not knowing if your virtual boyfriend will choose you or the random girls from high school. Will you be cool with it or will you overreact like a pro? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

ToiletPhoneOops Minecraft Server

accident, cell phone, clumsy, damage control, Disaster, Disaster Recovery, dropped phone, emergency, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, mishap, phone repair, Repair, Replacement, Server, Smartphone, Technology, TOILET, ToiletPhoneOops, unexpected, water damage, waterproof, wet phone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Animals Bred:	55
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about dropping your phone in the toilet again because you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will transport you to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs. So come join us and say goodbye to toilet mishaps and hello to endless fun and adventure!

PixelPunishers

1980s, Behavior, cultural shifts, Diversity, Etiquette, fashion, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, Manners, movies, Music, Nostalgia, Outdated, PixelPunishers, Political Correctness, pop culture, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, Technology, trends

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4

Remember the good ol’ days when you could rock a neon fanny pack and a mullet without judgment? Well, those days may be gone in real life, but on our Minecraft server, anything goes! Join us and relive the glory days of the 1980s where you can build your own pixelated time machine and travel back to a time when leg warmers and shoulder pads were the height of fashion. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in our virtual world where you can dance the night away to classic 80s hits. So grab your parachute pants and oversized sunglasses and join us for a totally tubular experience you won’t find anywhere else!

FloodCraft: CarHouse Mayhem

CarHouse, cars, climate change, damaged property, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, evacuation, extreme weather, FloodCraft, flooded homes, flooded streets, Houses, MAYHEM, Moscow, natural disaster, rescue operations, Russian capital, severe flooding, Submerged, urban flooding, water damage

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make moscow look like a swimming pool! dive into the chaos of flooded streets and see cars and houses floating around like rubber duckies. who needs land when you can build your house on a floating car? join now for the wettest adventure of your life!

MixCraft: The Melting Pot

assimilation, cultural fusion, Diversity, ethnicity, ethnicity disappearance, future society, generations, Globalization, homogenization, hybridization, integration, intermarriage, melting, melting pot, Mix, Mixcraft, mixed race, Multiculturalism, Pot, racial blending, racial diversity, world population

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ores Mined:	7469	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da wildest mix of players from all over da world. we got peeps from mars, jupiter, pluto, u name it. it’s like a big ol’ melting pot of blocky goodness.

we got so many different cultures on dis server, u can learn how to build a pyramid from an egyptian player or how to make sushi from a japanese player. it’s like a virtual world tour without da jet lag.

plus, we got da best parties in town. we once had a party where everyone dressed up as their favorite block and we all danced around a giant lava pit. it was lit, literally.

so come join us on dis server and be a part of da future where everyone is a little bit of everything. it’s like a minecraft version of da united nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

Fertileless Minecraft Server

atmospheric composition, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, carboniferous era, climate change, ecological balance, ecosystem management, environmental control, evolutionary biology, Fertileless, fertility reduction, giant amphibians, giant bugs, giant reptiles, hyper-oxygenated atmosphere, Minecraft, nitrogenase synthesizing plants, population control, Server, Sustainable Agriculture, unlimited food, warm climate, Wetlands

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Buildings Constructed:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Animals Bred:	198	Dimension Hops:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re on a mission to reduce fertility to 1.0 everywhere so we can release nitrogenase synthesizing plants and enter a new carboniferous era. Picture this: hyper-oxygenated atmosphere, giant bugs roaming around, unlimited food for days, giant amphibians and reptiles chilling in the sun. Oh, and did we mention the extremely warm climate and wetlands everywhere? It’s like Jurassic Park meets Minecraft on steroids! Join us if you dare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

ShaftedCraft Minecraft Server

aspirations, athlete, challenge, Competition, Defeat, determination, Disappointment, dreams, Game, hoping, loses, man shaft, Minecraft, optimism, perseverance, Server, setback, ShaftedCraft, sports, Today, Victory, Wishful thinking, yeah

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the man shaft always wins? Well, fear not, because on our server, the man shaft always loses! Join us for epic battles where the man shaft is constantly getting destroyed by our fearless players. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain magical powers and be able to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show that man shaft who’s boss!

RoommateRageCraft

AITAH, anger, annoyance, anxious, Apology, awkward, camping, CONSERVATIVE, echo, friend in next room, gift, having sex, Hiding, noise, pda, Pillow, raunchy, Reassurance, RoommateRageCraft, weird

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8178	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	538

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a juicy soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships. Will you be the one to stir up trouble or will you be the peacemaker in this virtual drama-filled land?

Embark on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious whispers echoing through the ancient 90-year-old houses. Will you be able to solve the secrets hidden within the walls?

But beware, for not all is as it seems. Keep an eye out for friends who may be harboring hidden grudges and unresolved emotions. Can you navigate through the tangled web of emotions and come out unscathed?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Are you ready to dive into the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama?

RedditNoobs – Minecraft Server

downvote, how to use reddit, internet culture, Karma, Lurker, Minecraft, new user, Online Community, reddiquette, reddit, reddit advice, reddit beginners, reddit community, reddit etiquette, reddit help, reddit rules, reddit tips, RedditNoobs, Server, social media, subreddit, tips for reddit, upvote

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a zombie, because they’re not allowed. Sorry, zombies.

ZombieWeaponCraft

Axe, bow and arrow, chainsaw, Crossbow, defense strategies, emergency preparedness, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, Pistol, post-apocalyptic, rifle, self defense, Shotgun, Survival, Undead, weapons, zombie apocalypse, ZombieWeaponCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dimension Hops:	1	Emeralds Found:	364

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies with…wait for it…a giant rubber chicken! That’s right, forget swords and bows, we’re all about the poultry power here.

Picture this: you’re surrounded by zombies, their moans echoing through the abandoned city streets. You whip out your trusty rubber chicken and start whacking away, sending those undead suckers flying left and right. The other players can’t help but stare in awe at your ridiculous but effective weapon of choice.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with all the snacks you could ever want. Need a break from zombie slaying? Just kick back, relax, and munch on some virtual Doritos while you plot your next epic chicken attack.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those zombies who’s boss with your mighty rubber chicken of doom!