so listen up, eh? dis minecraft server is like, da key to unlockin’ da US’s ‘golden age’ or whatever. like, canada is all like, “hey, let us help ya out, eh?” and we’re all like, “heck yeah, why not?”
on dis server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears around like a true canadian. we got maple syrup flowing like waterfalls and poutine for days.
but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals that take you to a magical land where you can ride moose and play hockey with beavers.
so come join us, eh? let’s make america great again, but with a canadian twist.