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Enderbread Kingdom

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Do you love eating pickles dipped in chocolate sauce while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own pixelated paradise and make friends with talking cows who give out free diamonds! Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

CraftyTradeWars

brexit, Britain, CraftyTradeWars, disbelief, economic impact, foreign relations, international trade, negotiators, political decisions, trade agreements, trade alliances, trade consequences, trade disputes, trade implications, trade negotiations, trade partnerships, trade policies, trade talks, trade uncertainties, US-UK trade deals

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

are you tired of boring old trade deals? come join our minecraft server where we negotiate trade deals with creepers and endermen! our negotiators are top-notch, except when they accidentally axe themselves instead of the deal. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions. join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand!

StinkySMP

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival SMP Custom Features Shops Warps Furniture Plushies Items Unique Friendly Minecraft 2.0 Join now IP Community Crafting Exploration Adventure PVP Economy Mini-games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3588	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to StinkySMP!

We are a unique and friendly Survival SMP! Our server features a variety of custom features to make it feel like “Minecraft 2.0”! Join now with IP stinkysmp.com. We have custom shops, warps, furniture, plushies, items, and so much more!

stinkysmp.com

All the Mods 9 – Where the only limits are your imagination… and the amount of RAM you have allocated

allocated, AMOUNT, atm 9, ATM 9 – To the SKY, close-knit, Community, Dedicated, Friendly, group, Hardware, Helpful, imagination, ip address, Join, Limits, list, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, newcomers, Players, RAM, Server, Servers, Version

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

We’re actively seeking new players to join our close-knit community. Our server boasts a dedicated group of friendly and helpful players who are always eager to assist newcomers. Our servers are run on a fully dedicated server with high-end hardware.

Modpack	Version	IP Address
ATM 9	0.2.60	atm9.silverkeepmc.com
ATM 9 – To the SKY	1.5	ATM9Sky.SilverKeepMC.com

We host more than just this modpack! Check out our other servers on our server list here.

CraftyNews Minecraft Server

A-chan, Airi Chisaka, AlienMixture, Birthday, CAPCOM NEXT, chuuba, collaboration, collaboration event, COMEBACK, Concert, corrections, cover, craft beer, CraftyNews, creator party, Dokibird, Elemental Knights R, fan meeting, Fortnite JP, Fugo Hasaki, G-Plan, Graduation, health, Health Update, heavenrend, Himari Miyazono, Holo Justice, hololive, hololive en, idol group debut, investigation, ipo, Katarina Ange, Kizuna A.I., KUUKIYOMI, leaving VANQUISH, Live, merch, merch collection, Minecraft, Mint Fantôme, Nanami Urara, Neo-porte, new single, News, Nijisanji, Noms Cafe, Nyantasia, phase connect, PixelLink, pop-up shop, Radio program, restreamers, Retirement, riot music, Saegusa Akina, Server, Shareholder Meeting, shipping fees, Shiratama Utano, Shirayuki Mishiro, Siro, Sony STAR SPHERE, Space Photography Experience, STPR Inc., vase, VCafe radio, VSMP server, VSPO, VT

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Potions Brewed:	66	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the events are crazier than a Enderman rave!

Join now and witness the retirement of A-Chan from Hololive, who left due to complications involving a secret love affair with a Creeper. Watch as Hololive EN’s concert tickets sell out faster than you can say “Redstone.” And don’t miss out on the HoloReve fashion magazine card collection, perfect for slaying zombies in style.

But that’s not all! Nijisanji drama unfolds as Katarina Ange’s medical condition improves thanks to a potion brewed by a witch from the Nether. And get ready for Shu Yamino and Meloco Kyoran’s radio show, where they spill the tea on all things NijiEN.

Phase Connect is where it’s at, with updates on Airi Chisaka’s health and her battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Plus, get exclusive in-game avatars from the KUUKIYOMI collaboration with Aogiri High School, where you can slay zombies in style.

But wait, there’s more! Siro of .LIVE is celebrating her 7th Birthday with a live concert at harevutai, where she’ll be battling creepers with her diamond sword. And don’t miss out on the chance to win a special edition PC in the Next One Step twitter campaign, where the prize is more valuable than a stack of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous events in the chuuba world! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner.

CraftyBanter Minecraft Server

bad condition, budgeting, cost analysis, CraftyBanter, Decision making, Financial Planning, fixer upper, home improvement, Home ownership, improvement projects, Investment, long-term investment., maintenance, Minecraft, property assessment, property value, real estate, Removal, renovation, Repair, serious answers, Server, Upgrade

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete disaster… in the best way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of constantly having to fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Yes, you read that right. Killer bunnies with diamond swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity pops out and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance Justin Bieber or Beyonce? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with soda. But beware, the gingerbread men guarding the treasure chests are not to be underestimated.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

Bestie’s Big Day: Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Besties, big, Bridesmaid, Day, fear of attention, guest, hurt feelings, maid of honor, Minecraft, panic attack, Server, social anxiety, twin sister, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding ceremony, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding mood, wedding party, wedding reception, wedding request, wedding vows

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4247
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your fear of being the center of attention? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to make you stand with the other players during important events. We totally get it, social anxiety is no joke, and we want to make sure you feel comfortable.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have had panic attacks at their own weddings and just can’t handle the pressure of being in the spotlight. We’ve got therapists on hand to help you work through your fears and make progress in a supportive environment.

So come join us and be a guest at our virtual weddings, where you can relax, have fun, and not worry about ruining the mood. Trust us, you won’t feel left out here – unless you want to, of course. Join now and leave your social anxiety at the door!

TrolleyTroubles: Mom Edition

baby, Behavior, Boundaries, Confrontation, Courtesy, crowded, diaper bag, disturbance, Edition, Etiquette, front row, Kids, Mall, Manners, mom, parenting, Permission, Respect, shopping trolley, Show, TrolleyTroubles

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	3492
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2309	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no one will sneak their kids into your virtual shopping trolley! Unlike that crazy mall experience, on our server, you can build your own trolley and no one will stomp all over it (unless you want them to, we don’t judge).

Join us for a wild adventure where you can say “yes” to putting someone’s virtual daughter in your trolley, but only if they ask nicely. And if anyone’s kids start shaking your trolley or causing a ruckus, you have every right to kick them out (virtually, of course).

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner shopping trolley guardian. Who knew virtual shopping could be so intense and drama-filled? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable parenting decisions!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

America, Candidate, CraftyCampaigns, dream, dream candidate, dream team, election, FANTASY, Future, hopeful, hopefuls, ideal, leadership, long shot, Minecraft, Political, Potential, potential candidates, president, Server, speculation, wish list, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	2126
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the President of America is actually a chicken wearing a top hat and monocle! Yes, you heard that right. This server is not your average political simulation, it’s a wild ride of feathers and fancy accessories.

Join us for a chance to witness the most epic debates between the chicken President and a group of talking cows who are running for Vice President. Will they discuss important issues like global warming and healthcare? Nah, they’ll probably argue about who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual White House.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and battle evil zombie politicians who are trying to take over the server. Will you be able to save the day and restore peace to this wacky world?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest presidential campaign you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life politics when you can have chickens in top hats instead? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PixelCoincidenceCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, Mind Blowing, odd, peculiar, peculiar occurrences, PixelCoincidenceCraft, quirky, Random, Real Life, serendipity, strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncanny, UNUSUAL

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that you questioned if you were actually living in a Minecraft simulation? Well, get ready for more mind-blowing moments on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest coincidences that will make you question reality itself. From randomly stumbling upon a diamond block while mining to encountering a herd of pink sheep in a desert biome, our server is full of unexpected surprises that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. So why wait? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft!