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LOLswordChads Minecraft Madness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	84	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of being a weakling in Minecraft? Are you sick of getting owned by players with puny little swords? Well, look no further because longswordchads is the place for you! Join us and become a part of the elite group of players who wield the almighty longsword, the weapon of choice for true warriors.

But beware, not everyone can handle the power of the longswordchads. Rumor has it that our swords are so sharp, they can cut through diamond armor like butter. And don’t even get us started on the enchantments – our swords are so OP, they can one-shot the Ender Dragon without breaking a sweat.

So why should you join longswordchads? Because we’re the baddest, raddest, most epic group of players in all of Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that breathes fire, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join longswordchads today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Crafty Kibbutz: Where White People Embrace Antisemitism

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	111
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the smartest of the smart can join forces with Israel and God’s Chosen People! If you think you have what it takes to outwit and outplay the competition, then this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and treacherous foes, all while basking in the glory of being on the side of righteousness and light. Only the most cunning and courageous players will be able to navigate the challenges of this server and emerge victorious.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this server, only the bravest and brightest will survive. Are you ready to prove that you’re one of the chosen few? Join us now and show the world that you have what it takes to stand with Israel and God’s Chosen People!

Blocky Warriors: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for FF XIV Fans!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Get ready for a wild ride because our Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 is going to blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have some insane in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Join forces with your favorite Final Fantasy characters and take on epic quests like never before!

And don’t even get me started on our General News! We have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test that will have you traveling through dimensions like a boss! Plus, our PvP Series 5 will have you battling it out with other players in the most intense battles you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all, folks! We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your gameplay experience unforgettable! And if you’re looking to meet some fellow players, we have meetups like you’ve never seen before! From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now! 🎮🔥🚀

BlockyBants Minecraft Server – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	108	Ores Mined:	4383
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.

Forget about studying for finals and retaking Advanced Calculus, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic pixelated castle. Who needs a general studies degree when you can become a master builder in no time?

So come on, don’t be a brainlet in real life, join our server and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for redstone engineering and become the next Minecraft coding prodigy. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world. See you in the game, genius!

ChatCraft: Where You Always End Up in a Conversation with Creepers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dimension Hops:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players, using epic cheat skills like teleportation and invisibility. And get this – there’s a secret boss with no cheat skills at all, but still manages to win every time! How does he do it? It’s a mystery that will keep you coming back for more. So join our server and experience the craziest, most anime-inspired Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

ChunkyCraft

big boy, body image, body positivity, challenge, ChunkyCraft, Community, Competition, Confidence, diet, Exercise, Fat fucks, FITNESS, health, motivation, obesity, progress, self love, self-care, Support, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	7554	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	244

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with skinny minnies who can’t handle a real challenge? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept fat fucks who can take on the biggest and baddest mobs Minecraft has to offer. We’re talking about players who can eat a whole cake in one sitting and still have room for more! Join us if you think you have what it takes to out-fat the competition and dominate the virtual world with your sheer size and strength. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood chubby dragon who’s looking for a new friend to share snacks with. So come on over and show us what you’ve got, you big beautiful blob of pixels!

CraftyKoreans: Where crashing an airliner is just part of the game!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your expectations of what a gaming experience should be like!

Join us for a wild ride where even the Koreans are crashing airliners because they were too afraid to question their elder players. But don’t worry, we promise our admins are much more responsible when it comes to flying in-game!

With crazy adventures around every corner and a community that’s always ready to help you navigate through the chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and see why crashing planes is just the beginning of the fun!

Mori’s Japanese Minecraft Madness: Where Even Celebs Are Impressed!

Celebs, cultural immersion, Dedication, Fluency, impressed, japanese, Japanese celebrities, language acquisition, language barrier, language criticism, language development, language improvement, language learning, language mastery, language practice, language skills, language study, madness, Minecraft, mori, Moris, multilingualism, native speaker, proficiency

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Japanese celebrities think Mori is a native speaker! That’s right, our players are so fluent in Japanese, they’re practically mistaken for locals. So all you haters who said Mori’s Japanese was bad can stay seething while we level up our language skills and dominate the gaming world. Join now for a truly immersive and hilarious experience like no other!

Blocky Future Fun: Minecraft Mania in 2031!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Votes:	3885	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! We’ve got custom mods that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that will have you questioning reality itself. Who knows, maybe in 10 years, all video games will be as wild and wacky as ours!

Diamonds & Drama: Where Creeper Drama Queens Rule & Racewars Are So Last Season

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have epic racewars over women who aren’t even worth fighting for! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, the real action is in our chaotic battles for the affections of pixelated damsels in distress. Join now for a chance to prove your worth in the ultimate showdown of love and blocky violence!