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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8170 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 158 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with skinny minnies who can’t handle a real challenge? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept fat fucks who can take on the biggest and baddest mobs Minecraft has to offer. We’re talking about players who can eat a whole cake in one sitting and still have room for more! Join us if you think you have what it takes to out-fat the competition and dominate the virtual world with your sheer size and strength. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood chubby dragon who’s looking for a new friend to share snacks with. So come on over and show us what you’ve got, you big beautiful blob of pixels!
