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CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Cavecraft, Community, Digital culture, discovery, Entertainment, Fandom, Finally caved, Gaming, influence, internet personalities, Kirsche…, Minecraft, online content, Persuasion, pop culture, resisted, Server, social media, trend, Turn, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	6326	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

I resisted joining this Minecraft server for quite some time. But then I discovered the legendary player known as Kirsche. This server is so epic that even the most hardcore non-believers couldn’t resist joining after encountering Kirsche’s epic builds and hilarious antics.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant pixelated dragons, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and participating in epic dance parties with virtual YouTubers. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

ShiftyNeoMorph on Minecraft SMP

Campaign, comparison, debate, democratic party, economic policies, election, Government, HILLARY CLINTON, kamala harris, leadership, Minecraft, neoliberal, political ideologies, Politics, presidential candidates, progressive policies, public opinion, shape shifting, ShiftyNeoMorph, smp, Social Issues, united states, women in politics

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	7340	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can witness epic battles between shape-shifting neoliberals Kamala and Hillary as they duke it out for supremacy in the virtual world. Will Kamala’s charm and wit win the day, or will Hillary’s experience and cunning prevail? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the madness unfold!

MaternityBoxCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, baby bed, baby box, baby clothes, baby essentials, Charity, counseling, expecting moms, finland, Hospital, instagram, judgement making, maternity box, MaternityBoxCraft, Minecraft, new moms, post, Server, social media, special needs baby, special needs kids, stepsister, US

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ores Mined:	2711	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that treats you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where every player gets a baby box upon joining! Yes, you heard that right – a baby box filled with essentials like diamonds, enchanted armor, and even a pet dragon!

Just like the OP’s Instagram post, we believe in providing the best for our players. And if you think that’s unfair, don’t worry – we also have special programs for players with special needs (in-game, of course).

Join now and experience the joy of being a new player on our server. Who needs sleep when you can have endless adventures and loot to keep you entertained? Don’t be like the angry stepsister, join our server and bask in the glory of freebies and attention from our community! #BestMinecraftServerEver #BabyBoxBonanza

StepkidSitterGoneTripNah

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, long tail tags, parenting, parenting challenges, Resentment, step-parenting, stepfamily, stepkids, StepkidSitterGoneTripNah, teenage rebellion, teenagers

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with teenage drama on your Minecraft server? Join our server and escape the real-life teenage BS! No more swearing, arguing, or disrespect – just pure Minecraft fun!

Our server is the perfect getaway for parents who need a break from their step-kids’ antics. Leave them at home and come build, mine, and explore in peace. We promise no teenage drama, only blocky adventures!

Don’t worry about finding last-minute childcare arrangements, just log onto our server and leave the real world behind. Your step-kids may not change their behavior, but at least you can escape to a world where everything is made of pixels.

Join now and let your wife enjoy her girls’ trip without worrying about you dealing with unruly teenagers. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life drama!

AlienTakeMe2UrLeader – Minecraft SMP

alien encounter, aliens, AlienTakeMe2UrLeader, contact with extraterrestrials, Decision making, extraterrestrial beings, first contact, global diplomacy, government officials, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, intergalactic communication, international relations, leadership, meeting with aliens, Minecraft, science fiction, smp, space exploration, united nations, visitors from outer space, world leaders, world peace

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	460201
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most out-of-this-world leader you could ever imagine! Picture this: a llama riding a flying pig, wearing a crown made of diamonds and carrying a scepter made of enchanted golden carrots. Yes, that’s our leader!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. And rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world!

So, if aliens ever show up at your door asking to be taken to your leader, bring them to our Minecraft SMP and watch their minds be blown by our majestic llama king. Join us now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

ShowDropOutCraft

binge watching, comedy, Drama, ending a series, Entertainment, favorite shows, losing interest, Quitting, reality tv, ShowDropOutCraft, streaming, Television series, TV addiction, TV habits, TV show discussions, TV show opinions, TV show recommendations, tv shows, TV shows to finish, watching habits

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of watching the same show over and over again until you can recite every line by heart? Well, join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring TV shows! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about that show you used to watch 90 percent of but then gave up on.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a magical land filled with talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They were so mesmerized by the wonders of our server that they completely forgot about their favorite TV show. And that player lived happily ever after, never looking back at their TV screen again.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server now, you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss, ride a rainbow-colored unicorn, and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Who needs TV when you have all that excitement waiting for you in our Minecraft server?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to that show you used to watch and hello to the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that show you stopped watching).

RapistBlockerMC

Broadcasting (Industry), Canadian broadcasters, child rapist, controversial, criminal history, ethical journalism, journalism ethics, legal implications, media censorship, media coverage, media ethics, moral responsibility, News Reporting, Olympic volleyball, professional standards, public outrage, RapistBlockerMC, refused to call, sexual abuse, Social Impact, sports news

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1296	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground volleyball court where we host matches with Olympic athletes who are also child rapists apparently. Canadian broadcasters are too scared to even mention it, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, we have diamond armor for all players and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

SpinalCraft: NeuronGenes & GeneTherapy

biology, biology of spinal cord injury, detail, discoveries, Gene, Gene therapy, gene therapy for spinal cord injury, Genes, GeneTherapy, key role, Mapping, NeuronGenes, neurons, Recovery, seminal work, specific set, spinal cord injury, spinal cord injury recovery, spinal cord injury research, SpinalCraft, Successful, Therapy, unprecedented detail

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	7915
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be mapping da biology of spinal cord injuries like it’s nobody’s business! We be goin’ into unprecedented detail, findin’ dem specific neurons and genes like a boss. And get dis, we even got a successful gene therapy based on our discoveries! So if you wanna be part of somethin’ epic and help heal dem virtual spinal cords, dis da place to be! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out, join now!

Holidays

holiday server, holidays, playing with friends, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	4086

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wakacje.6mc.pl

PolyCraft: Where you can build your Minecraft dreams and hope the creepers don’t crash the party.

application, BUILD, Community, crash, CREEPERS, Discord, dont, dreams, food data pack, gotospawn, Graves, Greylisted, Hope, Ip:, Item Frames, Minecraft, Party, Polycraft, previews, recipes, Semi Vanilla, Server, shulker shells, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, Waystone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3252

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Type	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisting	Yes
Key Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, etc.
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us

FAQ:

Q: What is greylisting?

A: Greylisting is a method of controlling server access based on approval. Players need to fill out an application to be greylisted before they can join the server.

Q: What are the key features of Poly-Craft server?

A: Some of the key features include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, etc.

Q: How can I apply to join Poly-Craft?

A: You can apply to join by filling out a quick application form at https://forms.gle/JgoSpLYaKwYk9Yah8

Q: How can I chat with other players on Poly-Craft?

A: You can chat with other players via Discord at https://discord.gg/QVJkSc6R9W