Imagine building your own version of the Upside Down from Stranger Things, or creating a castle fit for a Lannister in Game of Thrones. Who needs Netflix when you can live out your favorite shows in Minecraft?
Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Steve Jobs haunts our server, offering players enchanted apples in exchange for redstone. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure of Herobrine himself, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and turn your favorite TV series into a hilarious, pixelated adventure!
Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being the bad guy and just wants to chill in our virtual world.
Join us and witness the epic battle between our players and the evil Villager Mafia. They’ve been trying to take over our server with their shady deals, but our players are not having it. It’s like a virtual version of The Godfather, but with pixelated characters.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knew fighting inflation could be so entertaining?
THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS. WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS SPAWNING LIKE CRAZY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH UNICORNS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE LITERAL WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A MAGIC WAND? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL OPENS UP TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING PIGS AND FLYING SHEEP.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! YOLO, AMIRITE?
| IP | simplyvanilla.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Website | Visit our Website |
| Map Size | 10 TB+ |
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
Watch what escaping spawn looks like here.
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!
A: No, hacking is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. We have strict rules against hacking and duping.
A: Yes, you can escape spawn and build your own base. The server allows players to create their own bases, make allies, and conquer other bases.
A: Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net. You can also join our Discord community for updates and interaction with other players.
Our latest update, Claude 3.5 Sonnet, will outperform Opus while costing you only a fraction of the price. And don’t even get us started on the Gemini 1.5 Pro with 2 million context – it’s a game-changer!
But that’s not all, we’ve got bots galore at characterhub.org and chub.ai, where the realm of chatbot madness awaits. Need a guide? Check out our sillytavern.app for all the tips and tricks you need to navigate this crazy world.
And if you’re feeling rebellious, join our jailbreaks to break free from the norm and explore the unknown. Frontends like SillyTavern and Agnai will transport you to a whole new dimension of chatbot fun.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the AI chatbots take you on a wild ride. Previous players have been left speechless – will you be the next to join the madness?
We promise no sibling rivalry here, just good times and epic builds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus of never having to change your wedding date to compete with your sister. Who needs that drama when you can just focus on building the ultimate Minecraft world?
So join us today and leave the competition behind. No more trying to out-score, out-race, or out-build anyone. Just pure Minecraft fun!
Join us for some exciting excursions in the world of Minecraft, where you can navigate through tight spaces and low key panic as you try to find the perfect spot to build your dream castle. Our server is full of surprises and adventures, just like the wild ride we had in that parking garage.
So come on over and experience the thrill of playing on a server that will keep you on your toes, just like trying to park in a crowded garage. Who knew Minecraft could be this exhilarating? Don’t be an AH, join us today!