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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9795 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”
