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On our server, you can build your own version of the USA, free from arab/paki/afghan/somalian influence. Say goodbye to the sad reality and hello to a land of endless possibilities.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with modern day Muslim men who bring a whole new level of zestiness to the game.
Join us and experience the thrill of building mosques out of diamond blocks, riding camels through the Nether, and battling creepers with scimitars. Our community is filled with hilarious stories of adventure and mischief, like the time a group of players rode llamas into battle against a horde of zombies, or when someone built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky.
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Well, look no further because Tate Gen numbers 2 is the place to be!
Join us and become part of a community wherealphas rule the land. Our role model, Tate, will show you how to be a true man. In fact, thanks to Tate, one player even became a Muslim and stopped touching their penis! That’s the kind of influence you can expect on this server.
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Welcome to our totally bonkersMinecraft server where you’ll find British Muslim apologists with the most posh dialect and fancyprose you’ve ever heard! Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing debates and eloquentdiscussions about all things Minecraft and beyond.
Our server is like no other, where players are encouraged to express themselves in the most sophisticated and refined manner possible. You’ll be amazed at how these apologists can slay their opponents with words sharper than a diamond sword!
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Come be a part of our insane community where anything can happen. Build, battle, and betray your way to the top as we create a world like no other. Who needs boring old factions when you can have a server filled with drama, danger, and diversity?
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seashells! Ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the sky and rain down TNT on unsuspecting players below!
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Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding embassies, declaring war on countries, and redeeming ships like a true badass!
Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be too busy planning your next epic response to international incidents. Who needs WWIII when you can have a virtual war right in Minecraft?
And don’t worry about Trump losing or the world turning upside down, because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let’s see if our outrageous predictions come true or if we all just end up having a good laugh at the end. See you there!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.
Reasons to join:
– Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed.
– We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights.
– The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!
So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?
Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.
Reasons to join:
– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights
– Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match
– Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!
– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through!
– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!
– We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!
Insane stories:
– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere!
– We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers!
– Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, STOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games and join our server instead!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.
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Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:
– Our Season 4 is so lit, it will make you question reality itself. Clear All Cathy if you dare!
– Mirror Dungeon #3 will have you staring at your screen in disbelief as you navigate through the Mirror of the Lake. It’s like swimming in a pool of pure chaos!
– Mirror Dungeon #4 is not for the faint of heart. The Mirror of the Wuthering will make you question your sanity and your Minecraft skills. Good luck surviving this one!
– Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad is a rollercoaster of emotions. One minute you’re laughing, the next you’re crying. It’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
– Upcoming Extractions are so mysterious, they’ll have you on the edge of your seat. Who will be next? Only time will tell!
– Our Target Extraction for [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O is shrouded in mystery and danger. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.
Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talkingllamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.
So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).