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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9500 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?