🔥Muskovites Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MuskoviteCraft

billionaire, CEO, electric cars, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, fanbase, Fans, innovation, innovation enthusiasts, mars colonization, MuskoviteCraft, Muskovites, renewable energy, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, Tesla Motors, Visionary

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of the muskovite cult? well, look no further cuz this server is where all the musk lovers unite! we got flying tesla cars as mounts, and every time u mine a block, elon musk himself congratulates u in the chat. plus, if u reach level 100, u get a free trip to mars on spacex rocket! join now and become a true muskovite warrior, fighting for the future of humanity with elon by ur side!

LostCoin Minecraft Server

coping strategies, coping with loss, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency investment, dealing with loss, digital assets, emotional distress, Emotional support, ethereum, Financial Advice, financial loss, financial recovery, financial setback, financial stress, Investment, long-term investment., Lost Money, LostCoin, Minecraft, personal finance, portfolio management, risk management, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1

So you just lost 20 eth and you’re feeling down? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll forget all about your crypto woes as you embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and make friends with virtual llamas who give out financial advice (trust us, they know their stuff). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Elon Musk on a good day. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the eth losses be a thing of the past!

NoSeatForKidsCraft

balance, blisters, child, child-free, disabled, Elderly, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, giving up seat, long journey, NoSeatForKidsCraft, parents, pet peeve, Pregnant, priority, public transport, public transportation, refusal, social etiquette, standing, Subway

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	174	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!

Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

HateCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Towns Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ores Mined:	4829	Holy Grails Found:	1

Do you hate when people build ugly dirt houses in Minecraft? Do you cringe at the sight of someone using cobblestone for everything? Well, then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants to look at that eyesore while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will haunt your dreams if you dare to build something hideous on our server. So come join us and show off your building skills, or risk facing the wrath of the legendary Herobrine!

BlockyBetrayal

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, broken trust, Cheating, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating spouse, cheating wife, Deception, discovering infidelity, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Love Lost, painful discovery, relationship problems, relationships, Trust, unfaithful partner

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting cheated on again! Why? Because our server is filled with loyal and trustworthy players who would never betray you like that. In fact, we have a special plugin that alerts you if anyone on the server is even thinking about cheating on you in real life. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of protection on any other server.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are experts at catching cheaters. They will peck anyone who tries to cheat on you, ensuring that your love life remains drama-free in the Minecraft world.

So come join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a community that has your back, no matter what. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NATOWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Medvedev, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATOWarzone, opposition, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Crops Grown:	4175	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7427	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, liek, u no how russia’s medvedev is all liek “if ukraine join nato, we go to war”? well, dis server is liek dat, but with less war and more blocky fun! join dis server and u can build ur own nato alliance or start a war with ur frenemies! we got crazy mods dat let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like ride pigs into battle or turn ur enemies into chickens! plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave! come join da madness and see for urself! who needs nato when u got dis epic minecraft server?!

CraftyJohnny1000

Abuse, accusations, allegations, Celebrities, CraftyJohnny1000, entertainment industry, Exploitation, investigation, J-pop, Japan, Johnny Kitagawa, Justice, Men, misconduct, Music (Industry), scandal, sexual abuse, Support, survivors, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Votes:	9976	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a party but in minecraft!!! we got so many cool builds and u can make ur own house and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.

and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.

KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

Argument, assertion, BELIEF, Claim, Contention, debate, disagreement, dislike, fact, IHateKetchup, Interpretation, ketchup, KetchupSucks, Objective, opinion, perspective, Statement, Subjective, Truth, Viewpoint

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCureDepressions

amitriptyline, antidepressant medications, antidepressants, behavioral activation, cognitive behavioral therapy, CraftyCureDepressions, depression treatment, evidence-based treatments, holistic approach., JAMA review, medication management, mental health, mental health care, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological therapies, Psychotherapy, randomized clinical trials, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, Therapy options, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna cure ur depression cuz we got more dan 20 antidepressants in da game! just pop a virtual pill and u’ll be feelin’ fine in no time! we also offer therapy sessions with our in-game counselors who specialize in behavioral activation. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis crazy cure for ur sadness! come join da fun and leave ur depression behind!

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

Addictive, aroma, aroma therapy, bold flavor, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, dark coffee, DELICIOUS, ENERGIZE, Fragrance, indulgence, JavaJolt, long-lasting, Minecraft, morning, NUTTY, Relaxation, rich aroma, scent, sensory experience, Server, Wake Up

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6443
Runes Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server will make you nut every time the fragrance of dark coffee starts playing. Yes, you heard that right – we have coffee-scented Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and nut to your heart’s content. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join now for the ultimate caffeine-fueled adventure!

LuckyLouie’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

classic tv, comedy, Entertainment, forgotten comedies, Forgotten Gems, forgotten TV shows, HBO, humor, Lane, Louis C.K., Lucky Louie, LuckyLouies, Memory, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, Remembering, Server, Sitcom, stand up comedy, television, Throwback, tv show, underrated shows

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that you’ll forget Lucky Louie ever existed!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever holds it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time you shear it? Collect all the colors of the rainbow and become the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to gain entry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Lucky Louie when you have all this craziness waiting for you?