Musk MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

SatelliteBlockCraft

Space, satellite constellations, Astronomy, spacex, celestial bodies

so, like, u know how u wanna look up at the stars in minecraft and be all like, “woah, universe, u so big”? well, guess what? musk’s satellites be all up in the sky, blocking our view of the universe! but fear not, cuz on this server, we got a secret portal that takes u to a universe where musk’s satellites don’t exist! u can gaze at the stars all u want, no interruptions! join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only thing blocking ur view is ur own awesomeness!

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CraftyMuskFascists

social media, public discourse, fascists, australian government, CraftyMuskFascists

so, like, u kno how musk is all like “yo, australian government, u r fascists for tryna make me pay for misinformation on my site”? well, this server is like the opposite of that. we ENCOURAGE misinformation cuz who needs facts when u can have FUN, amirite? come join us for a wild ride of fake news and crazy conspiracies. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the alien technology we stole from Area 51. join now before the lizard people shut us down! #freedomofmisinformation #elonrules #lizardpeople2021

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XBanCraft: Where Musk’s X is a No-Go!

digital space, Musks, Brazil, XBanCraft, Users

so like, musk’s X got banned in brazil, but no worries cuz we got a new digital home for all you outcasts! come join our minecraft server where you can build a rocket ship out of diamonds and fly to space to escape the brazilian authorities! we got crazy mods like elon musk himself riding a giant llama and shooting lasers from his eyes. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet sloth that can mine diamonds for you while you chill in your diamond castle. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and escape the ban hammer in style!

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BanishedBlocks Minecraft Server

decision, Server, Dispute, law, Legal

so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz brazilian judges are ratifying bans on x and having a feud with musk. like, imagine the drama, dude. you gotta be there to witness it all unfold. plus, we got like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow your mind. join now and be part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Musk’s Minecraft Mayhem

electric cars, legal action, legal battle, injunction, judge

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, Brazil judges and Musk and stuff. It’s like, a total showdown, bro. You gotta join this server to witness the epic battle between the judge and Musk. Like, who will win? Who will be the ultimate ruler of this crazy Minecraft world? Join now and find out, dude. It’s gonna be like, totally insane, man. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of this epic saga. Let’s get ready to rumble, baby!

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XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

CEO, judge, privacy, law, Musks

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

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JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended

Brazil, top judge, billionaire, finances, starlink

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

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NostalgiaCraft

Musk, NostalgiaCraft, floral, flashback, Sensory

Do you remember the smell of freshly baked bread that your grandma used to make? Or the smell of your favorite childhood toy that you used to play with for hours on end? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that allows you to experience all those nostalgic scents in virtual reality! That’s right, just log on and you’ll be transported back to a time when life was simpler and the only worry you had was trying to beat your high score in Pac-Man.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their horns. You won’t find these majestic creatures anywhere else, so if you want to ride a rainbow-farting unicorn into battle, then this is the server for you.

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Picture this: you, surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers and dancing to the latest Minecraft remixes. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knew that a simple question about smells could lead you to the adventure of a lifetime?

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BlockCraft: Brazil Shutdown – Minecraft Server

News, controversy, Media, Censorship, freedom of speech

so like, this server is so lit that even Elon Musk had to shut down his Brazil operations cuz he couldn’t handle the epicness. our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dragons that breathe fire and unicorns that poop rainbows. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🦄💎🌈

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CyberChechCraft: Musk’s Russian Adventure

Automotive Industry, cybertruck, military vehicle, social media, international relations

so like, this server is run by a chechen warlord who is bffs with musk. they like, invited him to russia after he was caught driving a cybertruck with a machine gun on it. like, who does that? only on this server can you find such wild and crazy adventures. join now for a chance to ride in a cybertruck with a machine gun and maybe even meet musk in person. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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