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CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho? -
Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect? Only one way to find out!
So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
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Manic Minecraft SMP Madness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrot swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire castle out of chicken nuggets and rules over his kingdom with an iron feather.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP
Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. -
Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)
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CraftyCreeper420 Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the villagers have taken up breakdancing as their new profession.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and enchanted gear.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who are experts in the art of llama jousting. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world!
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CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous parkour challenges on floating islands made of cheese, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world (or at least the server)! Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! -
CraftyThoughts SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We have epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep, and secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you can have carrot-powered armor?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon with a perfectly executed moonwalk, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’ll fit right in!
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Misthaven
Embark on a magical journey in our Minecraft Fantasy SMP server! Explore a vibrant world filled with custom cosmetics, plushies, and epic quests. Forge alliances, build kingdoms, and uncover hidden treasures in a vast environment. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist, there’s a place for you in our thriving community. Join today and shape your destiny!
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Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind.Are you tired of boring old servers? Well, look no further because we have characters straight out of a fantasy novel, waifus that will make your heart skip a beat, and stories that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
But wait, there’s more! Our lore and lore accessories are top-notch, with resources that will make you feel like you’re actually living in the game. And don’t even get me started on our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches – it’s like finding diamonds in a cave!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, our server is so awesome, it puts all other servers to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!