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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4950 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 249 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.
But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.
So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.
