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The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Meteorites Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

POLITONE server Minecraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9864
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3918	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13

A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

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Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	8091
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3128
Star Shards Collected:	281	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	8977
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Zombie Dances:	10	Emeralds Found:	6823
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.