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Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4080	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

Antagonist, Bullied, challenging protagonist, Character development, character flaws, Complain, controversial character, CREEPERS, Cunt, DerpyCraft, emotional turmoil, insufferable, Jobs, Main character, mental health issues, mentally ill, negative traits, self-pitying, Sessions, social outcast, Therapy, toxic behavior, troubled past, unlikable traits, unlikeable protagonist, victim mentality, villagers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	176
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	162
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

aftermath, aggression, BUILD, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquer, Conquest, consequences, death toll, displacement, expansionism, fear, Invasion, Migration, Minecraft, neighbor, Neighborly, population growth, power struggle, Raid, Refugees, Server, steal, Survival, territorial expansion, violence, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

action, Adventure, blocky, Christ, discussion, Edition, elden ring, Fandom, Fans, fps, Frustration, fucking, Gaming, Jesus, RAGE, Shooter, STOP, Talking, Thread, video games, Wolfenstein, WOLFENSTEIN THREAD

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Potions Brewed:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

actions, autistic, Avoiding, Awareness, awkward, Behavior, blocks, Choices, Conscious, Crafty, Empathy, FIX, girl, Help, Improvement, inappropriate, Interaction, Jacket, Judging, Life, self-aware, Server, Social Skills, Stare, tits, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Buildings Constructed:	39
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1766
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!