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BandOrBustMC
artist appreciation, artist dedication, artist devotion, artist loyalty, band commitment, BandOrBustMC, eternal listening, favorite artist, favorite band, lifelong fan, lifelong listening, long term favorite, long term listening, Music, music lover, music obsession, music passion, music preferences, musical dedication, musical devotion, musical tasteIf you could only listen to one band or artist for the rest of your life, it better be the sound of our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was built on a magical block of cheese that grants players unlimited creativity and power. Not to mention, our resident parrot DJ spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that can breakdance on command. So why settle for just one band or artist when you can have the whole Minecraft symphony at your fingertips? Join us now and let the music of blocky legends serenade your ears for eternity! -
GayCraft Minecraft Server
#77809127, #newempire, #nodiscorders, #nopapists, #nostraightoids, #notripfaggots, #usurper, #verNo biscum, GayCraft, Minecraft, r9gay, ServerWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!
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NoLonelyHomesAllowed
Boundaries, country club, cousins, disagreement, family, family boundaries, Friends, Investment, investment protection, irresponsible people, ne’er do well cousin, NoLonelyHomesAllowed, personal space, property ownership, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, second home, security camera, selfishAre you tired of unwanted guests crashing your second home like it’s a frat party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only the coolest and most responsible players are allowed!Imagine a world where your virtual house is protected from ne’er do well cousins and their reckless friends. No more worrying about security camera alerts while you’re at work, because on our server, only the most trustworthy players are granted access.
Don’t let your hard-earned investment go up in flames like your neighbor’s house (thanks, cousin). Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax and build without the drama of uninvited guests.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to selfishness and hello to a safe and secure virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike inviting cousin Billy to your real-life BBQ).